The Tea on This Queen Bee
Released by RYTHM in sporadic, drama-filled drops, Regina George is the strain equivalent of a three-way call attack. Brand keeps the lineage hush-hush (probably Gelato x Zkittlez with some OG side-eye), but lab sheets routinely clock 22-30% THC and 1.5-3% terps. Translation: you’ll be wearing pink on Wednesdays whether you planned to or not.
Effects: So Fetch You’ll Forget Your Name
The high starts with a giggly head-slap that makes TikToks feel Oscar-worthy. Ten minutes later your body melts into the couch like Gretchen’s self-esteem. Functional enough to fake being social, potent enough to confess your crush in the group chat. Paranoia level: medium—mostly fear that you’re not the main character.
Flavor & Aroma: Berry, Frosting, and Petty
Limonene leads the pack (0.4-0.8%) for a citrus-candy opening, chased by caryophyllene’s peppery bite—think strawberry Pop-Tart dunked in diesel. Exhale leaves a vanilla-icing finish that’ll have you licking the grinder. Room note is unmistakable: your roommate will know you’re up to something fabulous.
Grow Notes: Only the Pretty Nugs Survive
Medium height, moderate stretch, and calyxes that stack like gossip. She likes high light, good airflow, and a late-flower temp drop to bring out those Insta-worthy magenta streaks. Feed her potassium like you’re trying to get invited to the after-party. Yields are solid if you top and train—otherwise she’ll act like you don’t even go here.
Medical Uses: Treat Yo’ Self-Care
Recommended for chronic bitchiness, doom-scrolling paralysis, and the existential dread of running out of episodes. Dominant terps add anti-inflammatory sparkle while the THC sandblasts anxiety—unless you chief the whole jar, then you’re just high in the projection room above the auditorium.
Who Should Smoke This?
Perfect for extroverts who need a personality boost or introverts rehearsing savage comebacks. Not ideal for first-timers, people on probation, or anyone who thinks “fetch” is ever going to happen. Grab it when it drops; like Regina herself, it won’t stick around to be your friend.
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