Rick D 716 B

Strain Overview

Rick D 716 B is the cannabis equivalent of a mullet: business in the front (55% indica backbone), party in the back (45% sativa sparkle). Bred in the early 2010s by the mad scientists at HereWeGrowSeedCo, it’s been racking up regional comp trophies since 2014—mostly because judges can’t spell its name sober. The genetic split is so stable that 90% of crops hit the exact 55/45 ratio, which is more consistent than your ex’s excuses.

Effects

Expect a cerebral ping-pong match between motivation and couch-lock. First wave: creative ideas so good you’ll text them to yourself. Second wave: a gentle body hug that feels like being spooned by a weighted blanket made of marshmallows. At 18–22% THC, it’s strong enough to make grocery shopping feel like a side quest, but not so strong you forget why you’re in the cereal aisle.

Flavor & Aroma

The nose is pine-sol meeting a citrus orchard after a rainstorm, with a musky earthiness that says, “I hike, but only to find snacks.” On the tongue, it opens with a lemon-zest slap, then slides into herbal shortbread and finishes with a piney exhale that lingers like your dad’s jokes. Lab nerds clock 0.35% myrcene—translation: your room will smell like a dank Christmas tree for days.

Growing Notes

Medium-sized, trichome-drenched nuggets that look dipped in sugar and dressed in forest-green and purple camo. Yields can jump 20-30% above average if you treat her like the diva she is: stable temps, moderate humidity, and compliments on her color-changing leaves. Sticky enough that trimming scissors will need a therapist afterward.

Medical Uses

Popular among patients who want pain relief without feeling like a human sandbag. Tackles stress, minor aches, and the existential dread of unanswered group chats. Also approved by self-certified “creative professionals” for PowerPoint procrastination.

Who Should Smoke This

Perfect for hybrid hunters, purple-bud fetishists, and anyone whose personality is “I’ll go to the gym… after this bowl.” Not recommended for those who panic when their phone battery hits 19%. Great for date night, game night, or reorganizing your sock drawer like it’s a TED talk.