⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Ringo's Last Supper

Turpene Time's biblical bud that won't walk on water but wil

Turpene Time's biblical bud that won't walk on water but will have you floating at 18% THC. Named like a stoner Sunday school lesson, this balanced hybrid is here to save your evening without turning it into a burning bush situation.

Creativity
64%
Energy
45%
Relaxation
70%
Munchies
70%
THC: 18% CBD: <1%
Vibes
59%

Last updated: March 15, 2026

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The Gospel According to Ringo

Apparently some breeder got high, watched The Beatles' Help!, and decided cannabis needed its own Last Supper. The result? A 50/50 indica-sativa split that took more generations to perfect than your grandma's secret cookie recipe. Turpene Time claims divine inspiration, but let's be honest - they just really wanted to make a strain that wouldn't glue you to the couch or send you into orbit.

Effects: Not Quite Miracles

At 18% THC, this isn't turning water into wine, but it'll definitely turn your bad mood into "meh, could be worse." Expect the kind of balanced high where you can still operate a TV remote but might forget what episode you're on. Perfect for those who want to feel something without needing resurrection the next morning. The indica side brings the chill without the coma, while the sativa keeps your brain from becoming complete mush.

Flavor Profile: Holy Terpenes

This strain tastes like someone took a fruit salad to church - sweet citrus and berries up front, followed by earthy undertones that scream "I've been blessed by soil." The myrcene brings the musk, limonene adds the zest, and caryophyllene sneaks in with peppery notes like a sinner at communion. It's basically a religious experience for your taste buds, minus the actual religion.

Growing Tips for Disciples

Good news for aspiring cannabis cultivators: this strain is more forgiving than your chosen deity. Handles both indoor and outdoor grows like a champ, showing off dense, purple-tinged buds that look like tiny Christmas ornaments. The trichome coverage hits about 70%, making your plants look like they rolled in sugar - or snow, depending on your climate. Just don't expect it to feed 5,000 with a single harvest.

Medical Applications

While it won't cure leprosy, Ringo's Last Supper might help with modern ailments like "my back hurts from sitting at a desk" and "my brain won't stop replaying embarrassing moments from 2009." The balanced effects make it suitable for anxiety without turning you into a philosophical zombie. Great for pain relief that doesn't require actual miracles, though you'll still have to walk to the dispensary.

Who Should Partake in This Communion

Perfect for the "I want to get high but still need to function" crowd. If you've ever taken one too many edibles and called your ex at 3 AM, this is your redemption arc. Ideal for creative types who need inspiration without psychosis, or anyone who's been betrayed by stronger strains before. Basically, if you're looking for a spiritual experience without the actual spirits, Ringo's got your back.

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❓ Frequently Asked Questions About Ringo's Last Supper

Is Ringo's Last Supper actually named after a Beatle?

Probably not, but it's more marketable than 'Kevin's Tuesday Lunch.' The name is 50% biblical reference, 50% marketing genius, and 100% guaranteed to make your religious aunt clutch her pearls.

Will 18% THC get me too high?

If 18% THC sends you to another dimension, you might want to check your tolerance or consider that your dealer's been selling you oregano. This is 'comfortably numb' territory, not 'talking to furniture' levels.

Can I grow this if I kill houseplants?

This strain is more resilient than your will to live during tax season. Even if your gardening experience is limited to that one cactus you forgot about, Ringo's Last Supper might survive your neglect. No promises though - cannabis can't photosynthesize your disappointment.

What's the best time to use this strain?

Any time you need to be high but not "I just saw God in my cereal" high. Great for afternoon activities, evening wind-downs, or pretending to be productive while actually just reorganizing your sock drawer with intense focus.

Does it actually taste like a last supper would taste?

Unless your last supper was a fruit-forward wine tasting in a pine forest, probably not. But it does taste better than actual communion wafers, and you don't have to wait for Sunday to partake.

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