Scout Snacks

The Origin Story

Greenpoint Seeds basically Frankensteined two legends—Ghost OG and Animal Cookies—into one strain that’s 60-70% indica chill and 30-40% sativa "let’s reorganize the spice rack at 2 a.m." The breeders were so proud they bragged about a 95% satisfaction rate, which is marketing speak for "5% of people were too high to find the survey."

Effects: Couch & Cookies

Expect a warm body hug that escalates into full-blown horizontal life. Your brain will feel like it’s wrapped in a cashmere Snuggie while your limbs file for vacation time. Great for binge-watching nature docs and suddenly caring way too much about meerkat social dynamics.

Flavor & Smell: Dough Dealer

The nose hits like walking past a Mrs. Fields at the mall—sweet dough, vanilla, and a faint OG funk that whispers "I’m still a badass." Taste-wise it’s sugar cookies dunked in kush milk; your dentist will hate you, your taste buds will write thank-you notes.

Growing Scout Snacks

Greenpoint engineered these nugs to be chunky little snowballs—30% plumper than mom and dad—covered in trichomes so thick you could salt a margarita with them. She’s resilient enough for beginners, forgiving of humidity hissy fits, and still photogenic enough for Instagram clout.

Medical Uses

Doctors won’t write this on a prescription pad, but patients swear by it for insomnia, chronic pain, and existential dread after reading the news. Side effects may include spontaneous cookie purchases and forgetting where you put the cookies.

Who Should Smoke This

Perfect for anyone whose ideal Friday night is pajama pants, streaming wars, and a snack budget bigger than their bar tab. If you’ve ever eaten an entire sleeve of Oreos "accidentally," welcome home.