Shark by Pyramid Seeds

Overview

Shark was bred by Pyramid Seeds to honor classic indica genetics while keeping the THC lower than your expectations at a family reunion. The result is a dense, purple-flecked nug that looks like it should floor you, then politely asks if you want a blanket instead. It’s the rare strain that delivers relaxation without the existential crisis.

Effects

Imagine a weighted blanket in plant form. You’ll feel your shoulders drop, your eyelids stage a peaceful protest, and your couch suddenly become the most interesting destination on Earth. Couch-lock is possible, but it’s more like couch-suggestion. Good for winding down, terrible for competitive karaoke.

Flavor & Aroma

Smells like someone buried a lemon in damp soil, then lit incense to apologize. Taste-wise you get earthy pine, a citrusy slap, and a faint whisper of spice—basically a forest floor sprinkled with lemon zest and regret. The terpene squad (myrcene, limonene, caryophyllene) shows up in business-casual and refuses to leave.

Growing

Shark grows like it’s got nothing to prove: short, stocky, and coated in so many trichomes it looks like it fell into a sugar bowl. Indoor flowering wraps in 55-60 days, yields are respectable, and the plant’s so stable it could qualify as emotional support flora. Beginners love it because it forgives your mistakes—unlike your ex.

Medical Notes

Doctors won’t write a script for Shark, but if they could it’d be for "mild stress and chronic overthinking." The 6% THC keeps paranoia on a leash while myrcene drags your body to bed. Great for anxiety, mild aches, or anyone who wants to feel like they took half a melatonin and watched a nature documentary.

Who It’s For

Lightweights, parents sneaking a bedtime micro-dose, and anyone who thinks high-THC strains are a dare they didn’t sign up for. If your idea of a wild night is falling asleep before 10 p.m. and waking up without drool on the pillow, Shark is your spirit fin.