🟣 Couch-Lock Comet

Shooting Star

Like a meteorite made of melatonin, Shooting Star crash-land

Like a meteorite made of melatonin, Shooting Star crash-lands on your evening plans and politely vaporizes them. 303 Seeds basically weaponized comfort, so cancel everything after 8 PM unless your calendar says 'horizontal activities only.'

Creativity
54%
Energy
34%
Relaxation
89%
Munchies
75%
THC: 18-24% CBD: <1%
Vibes
59%

Last updated: March 15, 2026

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Strain Overview

Shooting Star is the strain equivalent of that weighted blanket you impulse-bought during lockdown. Bred by 303 Seeds, it’s 80 % indica genetics doing the absolute most, leaving sativa traits in the backseat like a forgotten grocery bag. The breeders claim 10,000 units flew off shelves in year one—probably because people realized it’s cheaper than therapy and twice as effective at making you shut up.

Effects (a.k.a. How Fast Can You Find the Couch?)

Expect a cerebral tickle that lasts about as long as your motivation to do taxes, followed by a body melt that feels like being hugged by a sleepy grizzly. At 18-24 % THC, the high starts with a mild "hello" and ends with you negotiating bedtime with your own eyelids. Tasks requiring coordination become optional; blinking becomes cardio.

Flavor & Aroma

Imagine licking a pine tree that moonlights as a spice rack. Earthy base notes dominate, backed by sweet whispers and a floral kick that says, "Yes, I’m fancy, now go to sleep." Tasting panels rated it 7.5/10 for intensity because half the panel forgot to vote after the first bong rip.

Growing Tips for Future Nappers

This strain flowers in 8–9 weeks and rewards growers with dense, purple-kissed nugs that look like they’re auditioning for a jewelry store display. Trichome coverage hits 20 %, meaning your trim bin will resemble a cocaine disco. It’s forgiving for newbies and profitable for pros—basically the golden retriever of indicas.

Medical Uses (Doctor's Note: Chill)

Patients report Shooting Star annihilates insomnia, anxiety, and any remaining will to socialize. The 1–2 % CBD keeps the ride smooth, so you can use it nightly without waking up feeling like you French-kissed a sandstorm. Great for pain, stress, or pretending your in-laws aren’t visiting.

Who Should Smoke This?

Perfect for introverts, bedtime procrastinators, and anyone whose daily step count is under 2,000. If your ideal Friday night involves streaming, snacks, and forgetting what day it is, welcome home. Not recommended for people who need to operate heavy machinery—like their own legs.


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❓ Frequently Asked Questions About Shooting Star

Will Shooting Star actually knock me out?

Like a bedtime story read by Morgan Freeman after two glasses of wine. Plan pajamas accordingly.

Is 24 % THC too much for beginners?

Only if you enjoy existential dread. Start with a baby hit and see if your soul stays in your body.

Does it taste like Pine-Sol?

More like Pine-Sol’s artsy cousin who studied abroad and came back with herbal complexity. You’ll be too relaxed to care either way.

Can I grow it in a closet?

Sure, if your closet has ventilation, a light bill you’re emotionally prepared for, and zero nosy roommates. It’s not shy about smell.

Will it help my insomnia?

It’ll tuck you in, read you a lullaby, and then steal your phone so you can’t doom-scroll. Nighty night.

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