Shoreline x Puck BC2

The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

Crickets and Cicada Seeds basically played botanical Tinder, swiping right until they birthed this 65% Puck dominatrix. Second backcross means they doubled-down on the couch-lock like Vegas drunk on comped drinks. Historical footnote: yields were allegedly 20% higher than expected, proving stoners can indeed do math when money’s involved.

Effects: Gravity’s New Best Friend

One bowl and your limbs file for unemployment. The 23% THC turns your nervous system into a hammock while your brain streams static. Great for marathoning nature docs you won’t remember, terrible for anything requiring vertical ambition. Side effects include forgetting what you were mad about and discovering the couch has a third cushion.

Flavor & Nose: Essence of Wet Flip-Flop

Terps scream coastal boardwalk: saltwater taffy dipped in diesel with a pine-sol chaser. Break a nug and the room smells like a beach towel that’s been in the trunk since 2003. Taste is earthy funk meets citrus peel, finishing with the regret of not buying the bigger bag.

Growing: For People Who Hate People

Flowers in 50-56 days—basically a Netflix mini-series. Yields chunky 1.5g nuggets that look dipped in Elmer’s glue. Handles mold like a champ but will still ghost you if you forget to pH. Indoors, she’s a resin factory; outdoors she becomes the reason your neighbors suddenly want to borrow sugar.

Medical: Prescription-Strength Chill Pill

Doctors won’t write this, but your anxiety will. Obliterates chronic pain, insomnia, and the will to do dishes. PTSD? More like PT-Stay on the sofa. Warning: may cause acute snack acquisition syndrome and profound respect for ceiling texture.

Who Should Smoke This

Perfect for introverts, insomniacs, and anyone whose FitBit just gave up. Not advised for first dates, job interviews, or operating heavy eyelids. If your weekend plans involve horizontal life, congratulations—you’ve found your spirit animal.