Short Term Amnesia

The Origin Story

DutchBreed basically took classic Amnesia and said 'what if we made it... shorter?' The result is a Frankenstein's monster of 35% sativa, 35% indica, and 30% ruderalis that's as balanced as a yoga instructor on a tightrope. Born in the early 2010s during the Netherlands' 'let's throw everything at the wall and see what gets us high' era, this strain evolved from countless experimental crosses that probably started with 'dude, what if we...' and somehow ended in genius.

Effects: Where Was I Again?

The high hits like that moment when you walk into a room and forget why you're there. One minute you're vibing with cerebral euphoria, the next you're staring at your hand wondering if it's always had that many fingers. This 18% THC hybrid delivers a perfectly balanced experience: your mind goes on a creative safari while your body melts into the couch like a forgotten popsicle. Time becomes a suggestion, your to-do list becomes hieroglyphics, and suddenly three hours have passed and you've organized your sock drawer by emotional significance.

Flavor Profile: Citrus Amnesia

Imagine if a lemon had a passionate affair with a spice rack in an earthy basement. The terpene profile reads like a perfume counter fever dream: limonene bringing the citrus zest, myrcene dropping earth bombs, and some mystery terp adding a peppery kick that'll make you sneeze your memories away. The smoke tastes like lemon pledge made love to a forest floor, with hints of bergamot that'll have you questioning if you're high or just drinking Earl Grey in a weird way.

Growing: Autoflower for the Forgetful

Perfect for growers who forget to switch their light cycles. Thanks to those ruderalis genetics, this plant flowers automatically like it's got a calendar reminder set. Grows to a manageable 100-140cm indoors - basically the size of that houseplant you forgot to water. The buds come out dense and trichome-coated, looking like they've been rolled in sugar and left in the freezer. Pro tip: set actual reminders for harvest day, or you'll have the most crystallized memory loss of your life.

Medical: Therapeutic Forgetfulness

Doctors won't prescribe it for 'getting over your ex' but that's basically what it does. The balanced effects make it perfect for anxiety, stress, and that pesky ability to remember embarrassing things you did in 2009. Patients report relief from chronic pain, insomnia, and the crushing weight of remembering their teenage Facebook posts. Just don't expect to remember where you put your medicine after taking it.

Who Should Smoke This

Ideal for people who want to forget their problems but remember their snacks. Perfect for creative types who need to silence their inner critic, insomniacs counting sheep that keep turning into conspiracy theories, and anyone who's ever walked into a room and immediately forgotten why. Not recommended for people with important meetings, scheduled responsibilities, or anyone who needs to remember their wedding anniversary. Basically, if your life is a browser with 47 tabs open, this strain hits the 'close all' button.