⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Silver Haze x Cambodian Haze

Imagine if your brain hired a hype man and gave him a megaph

Imagine if your brain hired a hype man and gave him a megaphone—that’s Silver Haze x Cambodian Haze. This 70-90 % sativa cross is basically espresso in plant form, wired with old-school incense and tropical citrus that’ll have you cleaning the house like it owes you rent.

Creativity
85%
Energy
65%
Relaxation
43%
Munchies
48%
THC: 17-25% CBD: <1%
Vibes
64%

Last updated: March 15, 2026

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The Elevator Pitch

You’re looking at the love child of a Dutch trophy wife (Silver Haze) and a backpacking Southeast Asian backpacker (Cambodian Haze). Breeders wanted all the soaring, creative head-rush of classic haze but with enough resin to glue your grinder shut. Mission accomplished.

What It Actually Does

THC clocks 17–25 %, which means either a gentle cerebral stretch or full-blown rocket-launch depending on phenotype and your tolerance. Expect laser-focus, uncontrollable giggles, and a sudden urge to reorganize your sock drawer by color temperature. Couch-lock is for other strains; this one hands you a mop and says "go make art."

Flavor Report: Pine-Sol Meets Paradise

On the nose: lemon peel, cedar incense, and a ghost of diesel that sneaks in like your ex at a party. On the tongue: zesty lime opening act, pine-needle middle, and a peppery mango exit that lingers like a jazz solo. Vape at 175–190 °C to keep the tropical top notes; combust if you want toasted clove and zero subtlety.

Growing for Dummies & Show-offs

Indoors these lanky divas stretch 120–180 cm untamed, so SCROG or LST unless you enjoy ceiling fans full of colas. Flowertime is 10–12 weeks—yes, twelve—because good haze doesn’t rush perfection. Outdoors in long-season zones they’ll flirt with 2.5 m and smell like a hippy gift shop; carbon filters are mandatory unless you want your neighbors asking why your house smells like a Thai temple.

Medical-ish Benefits

Patients chasing daytime relief from ADHD, depression, or creative block swear by the laser-sharp clarity. Pain? Sure, but only the kind that’s in your head—literally. Don’t expect muscle-melting body melt; this is mental WD-40 for rusty neurons.

Who Should Smoke This

Perfect for writers on deadline, gamers grinding ranked matches, or anyone who’s ever thought, "I should really learn French tonight." Skip if your idea of a good time is horizontal and drooling. Lightweights: proceed with half a bowl and a seatbelt.


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❓ Frequently Asked Questions About Silver Haze x Cambodian Haze

Is Silver Haze x Cambodian Haze really indica?

Absolutely not—whoever labeled this as indica was high on something else. It’s a sativa rocket with 70-90 % sativa genetics that will vault you off the couch, not into it.

How long does it take to flower?

Anywhere from 10 to 12 weeks, aka two Netflix subscriptions. Good things come to those who wait—and own carbon filters.

What’s the strongest phenotype?

The Silver-forward pheno finishes faster and tops out around 25 % THC, while the Cambodian-forward pheno stretches longer but smells like a citrus temple. Pick your poison.

Will it make me paranoid?

Only if you smoke the whole jar solo in a dark room. Start small, stay hydrated, and maybe don’t check your bank balance until you land.

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