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Six Shooter

Six Shooter is Alien Genetics’ way of saying “hold my laser

Six Shooter is Alien Genetics’ way of saying “hold my laser gun” to couch-lock. At 21% THC, it fires six cognitive bullets into your prefrontal cortex, then politely hands you a weighted blanket. Think Red Bull with a yoga instructor.

Creativity
93%
Energy
72%
Relaxation
49%
Munchies
56%
THC: 21% CBD: <1%
Vibes
71%

Last updated: March 15, 2026

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Quick Draw Overview

Imagine if your morning coffee and your bedtime chamomile had a baby that grew up on sci-fi. Six Shooter is an autoflowering sativa-dominant hybrid that finishes in ~9 weeks, which is basically warp speed for photoperiod fans. Alien Genetics basically cross-pollinated a rocket ship with a hammock—fast flowering, fat colas, and a high that starts in your brain and ends somewhere near the fridge.

Effects: Shoot First, Nap Later

First hit: cerebral fireworks, ideas faster than your group chat, and the sudden urge to alphabetize your vinyl. Second hit: creative flow state so strong you might accidentally write a screenplay. Third hit: the indica genetics sneak in like a sniper, swapping your tap shoes for fuzzy socks. Paranoia is minimal unless you count the fear of running out of snacks.

Flavor & Aroma: Lemon Zest Meets Dirt Flavored Gatorade

Crack a jar and get smacked with a citrus freight train—think lemonhead candy rolled in pine needles. Underneath is a rich, earthy bass note that smells like someone mulched a spice rack into fresh soil. The smoke is smooth enough to ghost inhale, but you’ll still taste that zesty-herbal combo that says, “I’m classy but I also hike.”

Growing: Low-Effort, High-Brag

Autoflower means she flips herself faster than a TikTok trend. Indoors: 3-4 ft tall, sea-of-green friendly, and so resinous you’ll swear it’s sweating diamonds. Outdoors: finishes before your neighbors even realize you’re growing weed. Resilient to rookie mistakes, forgiving of missed waterings, and yields enough to make your dealer think you’ve gone legit.

Medical: Doctor’s Note for Fun

Patients deploy Six Shooter against daytime fatigue, creative block, and the existential dread of staff meetings. The limonene lifts mood, myrcene melts mild aches, and the combo keeps you functional enough to adult. Warning: may cause spontaneous house-cleaning and unscheduled ukulele practice.

Who Should Holster This

Perfect for sativa lovers who still want a landing pad, wake-and-bakers who fear raciness, and anyone whose grow tent is the size of a shoebox. Skip it if your idea of a good time is horizontal from puff one. For the rest of us, Six Shooter is the happy medium between “let’s build a birdhouse” and “let’s nap inside the birdhouse.”


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❓ Frequently Asked Questions About Six Shooter

Is Six Shooter actually 100% sativa?

Nah, it’s sativa-dominant but carries enough indica DNA to keep you from orbiting Neptune. Think 70/30 with a couch pillow waiting at the end.

How long from seed to stash?

About 63-70 days. In grower years, that’s basically microwave popcorn speed.

Will it glue me to the sofa?

Only if you chase the entire magazine. Moderate doses keep you upright; heroic doses turn you into a weighted blanket burrito.

What’s the best time of day to smoke it?

Anytime you need ideas faster than your Wi-Fi. Morning creative sprint, afternoon slump rescue, or pre-party social lubricant—just maybe skip it before bedtime unless you enjoy ceiling fan epiphanies.

Does it smell like a crime scene?

Only if your crime scene smells like a citrus grove had a mud fight. Carbon filter recommended unless you want your mailman judging you.

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