Some Pulp

What Even Is This?

Some Pulp is basically the cannabis equivalent of that one friend who shows up in neon and still looks cool. It’s a sativa-dominant citrus bomb bred for people who want their brain to do cartwheels while their body stays parked on the couch. No one knows who the actual breeder is—probably because they’re too busy bathing in orange zest and counting money.

Effects (a.k.a. Why Your To-Do List Just Got Sexy)

Expect a 5-minute countdown to Euphoria City, population: you. The high starts behind the eyes like a gentle citrus pressure washer, then rockets into creative overdrive. Perfect for assembling IKEA furniture without crying, writing apology emails you’ll never send, or convincing yourself that reorganizing your spice rack is performance art. Duration: 60–120 minutes, after which you’ll either solve world hunger or scroll TikTok until your thumb cramps.

Flavor & Aroma (Sniff the Juice)

Limonene dominates like a drunk orange at a party, followed by beta-caryophyllene bringing peppery backup vocals. Myrcene sneaks in at the end like a bass drop no one asked for. Translation: smells like a Creamsicle rolled in fresh zest, tastes like you licked a tangerine’s armpit—in the best way. Room note is so aggressively citrus your neighbors will think you’re running an illegal Jamba Juice.

Growing It (For the Botanists in the Back)

Flowers in 8–10 weeks, stacks like pancakes, and glitters like a stripper at Christmas. Responds well to SCROG, LST, and compliments. Indoor yields are Instagram-worthy; outdoors it’ll outrun your HOA complaints. Trichome coverage is so dense you’ll need sunglasses to trim. Pro tip: play disco during lights-on hours—buds love the vibes.

Medical Uses (Beyond 'I Just Like Being High')

Doctors won’t prescribe it, but your depression might ghost you for a few hours. Popular for ADHD focus sessions, creative blocks, and pretending your anxiety is just excitement. Also effective for convincing yourself laundry is a fun game. Not a cure for anything, but it’ll make your existential dread taste like orange sherbet.

Who Should Smoke This

Ideal for artists, over-caffeinated grad students, and anyone whose personality needs a citrusy jump-start. Skip it if your idea of fun is napping or if you’re already the most annoying person in the group chat. Warning: may cause spontaneous poetry and unsolicited advice about your friend’s startup.