Son Goku

Origin Story (aka How Goku Got Gassed)

Some mystery breeder in the mid-2010s decided Dragon Ball Z needed a weed tribute, and honestly, we respect the hustle. Official lineage is locked up tighter than Capsule Corp IP, but rumor says it’s a citrus-haze love child with enough limonene to make a lemon jealous. Craft growers pass clones like rare Pokémon cards, so every batch is a slightly different evolution—expect IVs to vary by region.

Effects: Over 9000 (Energy Units)

One bowl and you’ll be power-leveling through chores, creative projects, or that 400-episode anime rewatch. The high starts cerebral and floaty—think cloud-level nimbus racing—before settling into a hybrid body buzz that won’t glue you to the couch. Perfect for pretending you’re training in 10× Earth’s gravity while actually just reorganizing your Funko Pop shelf.

Flavor & Aroma: Orange Gi, Pine Forest, and a Whiff of Saiyan Sweat

The nose is straight-up orange Tic-Tacs fumigated through a Christmas tree. Break open a nug and you’ll get loud citrus peel, sweet pine, and a faint diesel punch that smells like Vegeta’s pride. Smoke tastes like a tropical fruit cocktail spiked with pepper—smooth enough for a Saiyan, but novices might cough like Krillin in a fight scene.

Growing Tips for Budding Roshi’s

She stretches like Goku’s power pole (not a euphemism), so SCROG or topping is mandatory unless you want ceiling-high colas. Indoor flowering runs 9-10 weeks—just enough time to binge OG Dragon Ball twice. Cooler late-stage temps coax lavender streaks that look straight out of the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. Yields are decent for a sativa-leaner, but only if you train harder than Yamcha.

Medical Uses (No Senzu Beans Required)

Patients report relief from fatigue, depression, and stress—basically everything that happens after Frieza shows up. The limonene and terpinolene combo lifts mood faster than a Capsule Corp jet, while a sprinkle of caryophyllene keeps inflammation lower than Goku’s IQ. Word of warning: overindulgence can launch anxiety into orbit, so dose like you’re charging a Kamehameha—slow and steady.

Who Should Summon This Strain

If your idea of cardio is running from responsibility, Goku’s energetic jolt will get you off the couch and possibly into a cosplay contest. Ideal for creative types, gamers stuck on boss levels, and anyone who needs to feel like the main character for once. Couch-locked indica fans, proceed with caution—this one’s more “instant transmission” than “hibernation in a pod.”