Space

Mission Briefing

World of Seeds Bank cooked this one up during Europe’s breeding renaissance, mashing together ancient landrace genetics with modern hybrid wizardry. The result? A 70-80% indica that feels like your couch gained gravitational pull. Think Space Queen’s prettier, chiller cousin who actually shows up to the party—and then refuses to leave.

Effects (a.k.a. How to Become Furniture)

Expect a slow-motion body melt that starts behind the eyes and ends somewhere around your ankles. Limonene and myrcene tag-team your nervous system, lowering ambition to sea level. Great for forgetting you have limbs, terrible for remembering where you put the lighter you just had.

Flavor & Aroma: Dessert in Zero-G

Nose opens with dank earth and citrus peel, then swerves into a vanilla bakery that’s been moonlighting as a spice rack. On the tongue it’s creamy, sweet, and slightly herbal—like a chai latte that’s been spiked with couchlock. Terpene labs clocked 1.2-1.8% terps, proving this isn’t just perfume; it’s aromatherapy with a punchline.

Grow Notes for Earthlings

Indoors she stays compact, outdoors she’ll stretch like she just discovered yoga. Trichome coverage hits up to 25% resin by dry weight, so wear sunglasses when trimming or risk snow-blindness. Flowertime is standard indica—8-9 weeks—and yields are generous if you can resist sampling the testers.

Medical Translation

Doctors won’t prescribe it, but your lower back will. Muscle tension, insomnia, and chronic “I can’t even” all wave the white flag. Appetite stimulation is real—hide the cereal before ignition. Anxiety melts, replaced by a profound curiosity about the texture of carpet.

Who Should Launch

Perfect for seasoned stoners who treat relaxation like an Olympic sport, or newbies seeking a gentle introduction to horizontal living. Not recommended for anyone whose to-do list includes “go outside.” Pair with pajamas, streaming services, and zero responsibilities.