Mission Briefing
Grown by The Agrarian Society, Space Race is 85 % indica genetics with a NASA-level obsession for consistency. They mapped DNA like it was the Human Genome Project, except the only discovery is how fast you can turn into a human burrito.
Effects: Houston, We Have Inertia
Expect a 20-25 % THC tractor beam that locks you to the nearest soft surface. Limbs feel like they’re filled with molasses; eyelids install automatic shutters. Time dilates, snacks orbit your coffee table, and your biggest decision becomes whether to reach for the remote or just let autopilot take over.
Flavor & Aroma: Pine-Sol Meets Space Brownies
Nose hits with earthy pine and a musk that smells like a camping trip inside a grow tent. Taste follows with spiced citrus and a dessert-like sweetness—think Grandpa’s pot brownie got beamed up and sprinkled with cosmic air freshener.
Cultivation Notes
Plants stay short, dense, and frosty—basically the Danny DeVito of indicas. Trichome density clocks over 250k per cm², so wear sunglasses or risk snow blindness. Indoor flower time is 8-9 weeks; yields are generous if you don’t accidentally nap through watering day.
Medical Grade Couch Cement
Patients report relief from insomnia, chronic pain, and the existential dread of being awake. Myrcene and caryophyllene tag-team inflammation while the 20 %+ THC reboots your pain scale to ‘melted marshmallow.’
Who Should Board This Ship
Perfect for seasoned stoners who’ve forgotten what vertical feels like, or rookies looking to discover the edge of the galaxy one cushion at a time. Not recommended if your to-do list has more than zero items.
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