Stay Puft

Strain Overview

Stay Puft is Compound Genetics’ love letter to childhood obesity and chemical engineering. Bred from marshmallow-forward stock crossed with something that smells like a Shell station, this indica clocks 18-22% THC and looks like it rolled in a blizzard of trichomes. Basically, it’s a Hostess snack that wants to fight you.

Effects & High

Expect the classic indica shutdown sequence: eyelids gain 40 lbs, couch claims squatter’s rights, and your brain switches to airplane mode. Users report waves of calm followed by the sudden urge to rewatch cartoons you haven’t seen since dial-up. Novices: this is not a pre-workout.

Flavor & Aroma

Open the jar and you’re greeted by vanilla frosting that got lost on the way to a tailgate and ended up huffing premium unleaded. Break it up and the room smells like someone torched a bag of marshmallows in a tire fire. The smoke is creamy on the inhale, then leaves a chem-soaked sugar cookie on your tongue like it’s trying to apologize.

Growing Notes

Stay Puft grows like it’s on a mission to bankrupt your electricity bill—dense, resin-drenched colas that sparkle like Vegas at 3 a.m. Keep nights cool for purple streaks that’ll make Instagram influencers weep. Expect medium height, heavy feeders, and a stench that’ll have neighbors convinced you’re running a clandestine s’mores lab.

Medical Uses

Doctors won’t write this strain on a prescription pad, but patients swear by it for insomnia, chronic pain, and the existential dread of scrolling Zillow. Just remember: the only thing it won’t cure is the munchies it causes. Stock up on actual marshmallows; you’ll need reinforcements.

Who Should Buy It

If your idea of a productive evening is melting into furniture while contemplating the aerodynamics of cereal, welcome home. Party animals and sativa zealots need not apply—this is for the ‘in-bed-by-9’ crowd that still wants dessert. Bonus points if you own a beanbag and zero obligations tomorrow.