Strawberry Guava Auto

Genetic Cliff Notes

Moscaseeds basically said, “What if we mixed equal parts couch, creativity, and calendar?” The result is 33% indica, 33% sativa, 33% ruderalis, and 1% dark magic. Translation: it grows itself, gets you high, and finishes faster than a Netflix binge.

Effects (a.k.a. The Ride)

Expect a gentle hug from the indica, followed by the sativa handing you a paintbrush and saying “go make bad art.” At 18% THC it won’t launch you into orbit, but you’ll definitely miss your exit twice and laugh about it.

Flavor & Aroma

Smells like someone blended a strawberry smoothie in a pine forest, then spilled guava juice on the blender. Taste follows suit: sweet berry up front, earthy middle, and a tropical mic-drop on the exhale.

Growing for Dummies

Auto-flowering means the plant flips to bloom on its own schedule—perfect for growers who forget what day it is. 8-10 weeks seed-to-stash, medium height, dense purple-tinted nugs dripping like a glazed donut. Just add water, light, and low expectations.

Medical Hype

Great for stress, mild aches, and the existential dread of running out of snacks. The balanced profile keeps paranoia on mute while still letting you function—ideal for pretending to listen in Zoom calls.

Who Should Smoke This

Perfect for the “I want dessert weed but I also want to harvest before Christmas” crowd. First-timers get a soft landing; veterans get a tasty daytime buzz that won’t derail the to-do list—unless the to-do list is “eat all the to-do lists.”