Strawberry Pie

Genetic Family Tree (aka How the Pie Got Lit)

Raw Genetics basically played botanical Tinder, swiping right on Strawberry Kush and Grape Pie until they matched. The result? A 50/50 hybrid that inherited Kush’s resin obsession and Pie’s pastry fetish. Think of it as the royal wedding of weed—except instead of hats, everyone’s wearing trichomes.

Effects: From Couch to Confection

Starts with a head rush that feels like your brain just got dunked in strawberry Nesquik, followed by a body melt smoother than butter on a hot crust. You’ll be relaxed enough to contemplate the social dynamics of gummy bears, yet functional enough to order three pizzas you’ll forget you ordered.

Flavor & Aroma: Willy Wonka’s Weed Factory

First whiff: Fruity Pebbles had a baby with a pine forest. First toke: It’s like someone liquefied strawberry jam, added a splash of grandma’s secret pie spice, then carbonated it with Kush bubbles. The exhale leaves a crusty, buttery note that’ll have you licking your lips and questioning your life choices.

Growing This Sugar Bomb

Medium height, medium yield, maximum bragging rights. Flowers in 8-9 weeks and produces nugs so purple and orange they look like edible Christmas ornaments. Trichome coverage hits 75%, meaning your trim bin will look like it snowed. Novice-friendly, but tell your neighbors it’s a rare tomato plant—unless you want them asking for pie recipes.

Medical Uses (aka Doctor’s Orders: Get Baked)

Perfect for stress, anxiety, and the soul-crushing realization you’re out of actual pie. The myrcene-linalool combo tackles insomnia like a lullaby sung by Snoop Dogg. Chronic pain patients report feeling like their body got wrapped in a warm, strawberry-scented weighted blanket—minus the calories.

Who Should Smoke This

Ideal for dessert lovers who hate baking, stoners with a sweet tooth, and anyone who’s ever said “I wish this strain tasted like my childhood.” Not recommended for people on diets—your munchies will demand actual pie. Also avoid if you’re trying to hide being high; you’ll smell like a strawberry festival.