Suicide Black

Backstory: When Flannel Was Fashion & Weed Was Weed

Conceived in the era when people unironically said "gnarly," Suicide Black is New420Guy Seeds' love letter to pre-92 genetics. Think of it as the cannabis equivalent of finding a mint-condition Walkman—nostalgic, slightly impractical, but undeniably cooler than anything made after Y2K. The breeder basically Frankensteined classic indica chill with old-school sativa freakout, creating a hybrid that parties like it's 1991 and then immediately demands a nap.

Effects: Mosh Pit, Then Bean Bag

The high starts with a cerebral kick that'll have you philosophizing about whether cereal is technically soup. Then the indica side creeps in like a goth kid at prom, wrapping you in a velvet blanket of "where did my motivation go?" Perfect for activities like staring at your ceiling fan or finally understanding why your dad likes prog rock. Novice users: proceed with caution unless your evening plans involve horizontal meditation.

Flavor & Aroma: Like a Haunted Forest Had a Baby with a Fruit Basket

Crack open a nug and you're hit with earthy, woody notes that scream "I camp alone." Underneath lurks a sweet, almost citrusy undertone—like someone spilled orange soda in a pine coffin. The smoke tastes like dark berries rolled in pepper and regret, with a finish that lingers longer than your last situationship. Myrcene and limonene dominate, because apparently terpenes also have daddy issues.

Growing Tips: Channel Your Inner 90s Basement Dweller

This plant grows like it's trying to win a "most trichomes" contest, producing dense, blackish buds that look like they've been through an emo phase. Indoors, she stays medium height—perfect for that closet grow your landlord definitely doesn't know about. Expect resin production so heavy you'll need windshield wipers for your trim tray. Flowering time is textbook hybrid: 8-9 weeks, or roughly one full rewatch of The X-Files.

Medical Uses: For When Life Feels Too HD

Patients report Suicide Black is stellar for turning anxiety down from "screaming goat" to "mildly concerned squirrel." The body melt helps with chronic pain, muscle tension, and the existential dread of checking your bank account. Insomnia sufferers love how it knocks you out faster than a Billie Eilish song. Fair warning: cottonmouth so severe you'll befriend your water bottle.

Who It's For: Not Your TikTok Toker

This is for the connoisseur who owns vinyl records they don't play and references 90s cartoons nobody remembers. If your idea of a wild night is debating whether Pluto is a planet while eating cereal straight from the box, welcome home. Not recommended for productivity enthusiasts or anyone who needs to operate heavy machinery—unless that machinery is a PlayStation 5.