Sundance Kid

The Great Train Robbery (Overview)

Released April 2025, Sundance Kid is Greenpoint’s love letter to old-school indicas who refuse to apologize for being heavy. It’s basically the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket sewn by outlaws—dense, purple-tipped buds that look like they’ve been rolling in trichome dust for days. Expect 20-28% THC, zero chill, and a genetic rap sheet that reads like a who’s-who of resin royalty.

Effects: Wanted Dead or Napping

Two hits in and your legs file for unemployment. The high starts as a polite head-nod before body-slamming you into the nearest horizontal surface. Limbs liquefy, eyelids unionize, and suddenly that grocery list feels like a federal crime. Perfect for when your plans include absolutely nothing beyond remembering where you left the remote.

Flavor & Aroma: Sweet Skunk Banditry

Crack a jar and get punched by skunk so loud it needs a warrant. Underneath the funk lives a citrusy sweetness with pine and spice doing backup vocals. On the exhale it’s like licking a fruit roll-up that rolled through a forest floor—earthy, sweet, and slightly guilty.

Growing: A Wanted Poster for Your Tent

This outlaw rewards green thumbs with chunky, trichome-drenched nugs that break calipers. Indoors she’s a stocky little bushranger finishing in 8-9 weeks; outdoors she’ll bush out like she’s hiding from the feds. Feed her like you’re paying ransom and she’ll respond with 20% above-average bud density—enough resin to fingerprint the entire posse.

Medical Uses: Prescription for Horizontal Life

Doctors hate this one simple trick for destroying insomnia. Patients report relief from chronic pain, anxiety, and the delusion that they were going to do laundry. Side effects include forgetting what day it is and forming a committed relationship with your couch.

Who Should Ride This Horse

Ideal for seasoned stoners, pain patients, and anyone whose cardio is walking to the fridge. Not recommended for first dates, job interviews, or operating anything with an ignition switch. If your idea of a wild night is horizontal scrolling and existential snacks, welcome to the gang.