Supeora by Supragenetics

Overview (a.k.a. The Origin Story No One Asked For)

SupraGenetics spent four years, 150 genetic combos, and probably one very tired intern to birth this 80 % sativa Franken-weed in 2018. The goal? Create a strain so uplifting it could file your taxes for you. Mission accomplished: lab tests confirm 92 % genetic precision, which is 91 % more precision than most of us use picking a Netflix show.

Effects or How to Become a Productivity Meme

Expect a cerebral rocket ride that peaks with 18-24 % THC. Users report laser-focus, uncontrollable giggles, and the sudden urge to reorganize Spotify playlists by BPM. The 20 % indica safety net keeps you from orbiting Pluto, but you’ll still vacuum the ceiling if someone dares you.

Flavor & Aroma: Pine-Sol Meets Mojito

On the nose: lemon-lime zest smacking you like a citrus DUI checkpoint. On the tongue: tart citrus that segues into spicy cedar and earthy “I-hiked-once” undertones. Limonene leads the terp parade at 30 %, followed by pinene and myrcene doing synchronized swimming on your taste buds.

Growing Tips for Closet Astronauts

This plant stretches to 150-180 cm indoors—basically a sativa beanstalk. She’ll reward you with buds frosted in 60 % trichome coverage and resin so sticky it could double as garage-floor epoxy. Sea of Green keeps her height (and your landlord) happy; flowering wraps in 9-10 weeks with yields that make you feel like a cannabis Elon.

Medical Uses (Beyond Looking Busy)

Patients lean on Supeora for ADHD, depression, and chronic fatigue—the holy trinity of “I need to function but also feel joy.” The limonene mood boost + cerebral clarity combo is basically legal Adderall that smells like a cleaning aisle.

Who Should Smoke This

Perfect for creatives, remote workers, or anyone whose to-do list has a to-do list. Avoid if your idea of productivity is binge-watching documentaries about whales. If you like your weed with a side of “I just built an IKEA dresser in 12 minutes,” welcome home.