⚡ Pure Sativa

Super Silver Haze CBD

Meet the strain that parties like it’s 1999 but chills like

Meet the strain that parties like it’s 1999 but chills like it’s yoga class—23% THC wrapped in enough CBD to keep your mom from calling the cops. These buds glitter harder than a drag queen’s eyeshadow and smell like someone squeezed a lemon over a pine tree at a reggae festival.

Creativity
81%
Energy
70%
Relaxation
33%
Munchies
54%
THC: 23% CBD: <1%
Vibes
61%

Last updated: March 15, 2026

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The Origin Story (aka How We Got This Sparkly Beast)

Back when dial-up was still a thing, Green House Seeds mashed up Haze, Skunk, and a whisper of Northern Lights like stoned alchemists. The result? A globe-trotting love child of South Indian, Mexican, Colombian, and Thai genetics—basically the UN of weed. They stuffed it with CBD so you can type “I’m fine” in the group chat and actually mean it.

Effects: Rocket Fuel with a Seat Belt

One hit and your brain does parkour while your body stays politely seated. Creative ideas arrive faster than DoorDash, but the CBD keeps the paranoia gremlins locked in the basement. Perfect for writing that novel, reorganizing your vinyl by mood, or explaining cryptocurrency to your cat.

Flavor & Aroma: Citrus Spice Meltdown

The nose is straight-up lemon zest and pine-sol had a baby who joined a ska band. On the tongue: orange peel, black pepper, and a faint apology from the earth itself. Limonene and caryophyllene tag-team your taste buds like they’re headlining Coachella.

Growing: Glitter Factory at Home

Expect 9-11 weeks of drama: she stretches like she’s reaching for the last slice of pizza, drips resin like a haunted candle, and finishes looking frosted enough to garnish a wedding cake. Mold? Not on her watch. Yield is medium, ego boost is XXL.

Medical: Therapist in a Bong

Users toss back this strain for anxiety, depression, and chronic “I can’t even.” The CBD cushions the THC punch, so you can medicate without auditioning for a reboot of Reefer Madness.

Who Should Smoke It

Ideal for sativa purists who also enjoy functioning in society, creatives who need ideas but not handcuffs, and anyone whose coffee needs a louder backup singer. If you think indica is a personality trait, swipe left.

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❓ Frequently Asked Questions About Super Silver Haze CBD

Will Super Silver Haze CBD make me too high to adult?

Not unless your version of adulting requires extreme sobriety. The CBD acts like a babysitter for the THC, so you can conquer spreadsheets or existential dread—your call.

Does it actually taste like silver?

Only if you’ve been licking mirrors. Expect bright citrus and pepper that’ll make your tongue feel like it just got back from a tropical vacation.

Can I grow this in my closet without my landlord noticing?

Sure, if your closet doubles as a wind tunnel. She smells louder than your roommate’s dubstep, so budget for carbon filters or a very chill landlord.

Is 23% THC too much for beginners?

Start with a puff the size of an ant’s sneeze. You can always ascend to full disco mode once you realize gravity still works.

What’s the CBD percentage?

Enough to keep you off the ceiling—usually 1-2:1 CBD:THC. Think of it as training wheels that still let you pop a wheelie.

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