Overview: What Even Is This Thing?
Bred by Growers Choice after what we assume was a caffeine-fueled science bender, this auto mashes Amnesia’s face-melting sativa high with ruderalis’ ‘I’ll flower whenever I damn well please’ attitude. The result? A plant that grows like it’s on steroids but still fits in your closet—unless your closet is already full of other questionable life choices.
Effects: Brain Vacation Without the Plane Ticket
Expect an immediate cerebellar kickflip: euphoria, creativity, and the sudden urge to explain quantum physics to your cat. The 35% indica side eventually shows up with a beanbag chair and says, ‘Chill, bro,’ locking you to the couch while your brain still thinks it’s at Coachella. Side effects may include forgetting where you put your lighter while holding it.
Flavor & Aroma: Citrus-Sprayed Memory Loss
Terpene profile smells like someone blended lemon zest, diesel, and your high-school regrets. Taste follows through with sharp citrus inhale and a skunky exhale that lingers longer than your ex’s Instagram stories. Room note is ‘I definitely wasn’t smoking weed, officer, I swear it’s just citrus-scented candles.’
Growing: Set It and Forget It (Mostly)
Auto life means no light-cycle gymnastics—plant it, water it, resist the urge to helicopter-parent. Indoors it tops out around 120 cm, outdoors it’s the discreet garden gnome you always wanted. Yield hits 400-500 g/m² if you manage not to kill it with love. From seed to harvest in 8-10 weeks, which is basically microwave popcorn time in weed years.
Medical: Because Adulting Is Hard
Patients report relief from stress, depression, chronic pain, and the crushing realization that your 401k is mostly memes. The high THC punches pain in the face while the sativa genetics keep you functional enough to pretend you’re working from home. Warning: may cause spontaneous snack purchases.
Who Should Smoke This?
Perfect for growers who want top-shelf results without a PhD in horticulture, and for smokers who like their weed like their coffee—strong enough to wake the dead. If you’ve ever killed a succulent, this auto might be your redemption arc. Not recommended for people who need to remember where they parked.
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