Sweet Cherry Pie by 808 Genetics

Genetic Tea & Lineage

Think Cherry Pie went to pastry school and came back with a sugar daddy named Granddaddy Purple and a motivational-speaker auntie named Durban Poison. The family tree is basically a potluck where everyone brought dessert and one person brought focus. 808 Genetics just pheno-hunted for the sweetest, most resin-slathered slice and slapped a boutique price tag on it.

Effects: Couch-Pie Mode

Expect a 50/50 split: your brain gets the Durban espresso shot while your body sinks into GDP’s marshmallow mattress. Translation—you’ll brainstorm a five-year plan, then immediately nap through years one through four. Great for creative procrastinators and anyone who wants to feel productive while doing literally nothing.

Flavor & Aroma: Grandma’s Black-Market Bakery

On the nose: candied cherries doing the Macarena in a jar of vanilla frosting. On the tongue: tart cherry pie filling followed by a buttery crust and a whisper of pepper like someone spilled spice rack on the cooling tray. Room note is so dessert-heavy your neighbors will think you’re running an illegal Pop-Tart lab.

Growing Notes (For the Closet Pastry Chefs)

She’s short, stocky, and dresses in purple—basically a goth cupcake. 8–9 weeks of flower, tight internodes, and more resin than a dispensary loyalty card. SCROG her out or she’ll turn into a single obese cola that looks like a cherry on steroids. Yields are respectable but she’s clearly bred for quality over quantity, so don’t expect Costco bulk vibes.

Medical-ish Benefits

Perfect for stress, mild aches, and pretending your adult responsibilities don’t exist. The limonene lifts mood faster than a toddler on a sugar high, while myrcene and caryophyllene tag-team inflammation like stoned wrestlers. Not a knock-out indica, so you can still operate a microwave—just maybe not a spreadsheet.

Who Should Smoke This

Designed for connoisseurs who DM breeders at 2 a.m., dessert terp chasers, and anyone whose idea of meal prep is eating pie. Skip it if you’re hunting face-melting potency; grab it if you want to taste childhood nostalgia and then immediately forget where you left your phone.