Temple Flo by DJ Short

The TL;DR

Temple Flo is what happens when a mad scientist grows weed that’s 50/50 indica-sativa and 100% "why is the ceiling moving?" It flowers in 8–9 weeks, pumps out resin like it’s getting commission, and yields 500-600 g/m² indoors—basically a Costco-sized bag of spiritual awakening.

Effects: From Monk to Munchies

One bowl and you’re the Dalai Lama with the munchies. The sativa side tickles your third eye while the indica half glues your butt to the futon. Users report sudden insights like "water is just wet air" followed by a heroic nap. Great for creative projects you’ll abandon halfway through to reorganize your spice rack.

Flavor & Aroma: A Bougie Bouquet

Smells like a hippie’s wedding—floral, fruity, and just a whiff of pine-scented regret. On the tongue it’s sweet earth with spicy backtalk, courtesy of limonene and myrcene tag-teaming your taste buds. Basically, if your grandma’s potpourri got drunk and made out with a fruit salad.

Growing: Zen and the Art of Trichome Maintenance

These dense, purple-kissed nugs look like Christmas ornaments rolled in sugar. She’s symmetrical, resin-drenched, and yields like she’s trying to impress your investor friends. Keep humidity in check or she’ll mold faster than your sourdough starter. Pro tip: the trim makes hash that’ll have you speaking fluent Sanskrit.

Medical: Doctor’s Orders, Sort Of

Patients swear by it for stress, pain, and existential dread after reading Twitter. The balanced profile means you won’t green-out unless you’re trying to meet Buddha personally. Perfect for microdosing before family dinners or macro-dosing to forget you have a family.

Who Should Smoke It

If you’ve ever used the phrase "vibrational frequency" unironically, this is your strain. Also ideal for growers who want Instagram-worthy colas and stoners who need to chill but still finish a crossword. Not for people who think "DJ Short" is a new SoundCloud rapper.