That Tom

Origin Story (a.k.a. How Tom Got His Groove Back)

Wavy Flower Co. locked a bunch of old-school indicas in a room with a whiteboard and told them to “make something that slaps.” After what we assume was a very chill focus group, That Tom emerged: a purple-haired, resin-dripping lovechild bred specifically to make you question vertical ambition. Rumor says the name honors the breeder’s roommate Tom, who tested the first batch and is still looking for the TV remote two years later.

Effects: From Standing to Horizontal in 3.2 Seconds

Expect the classic indica trilogy: eyelids gain weight, thoughts switch to slow-motion, and your spine politely resigns. Limonene lifts the mood just enough to giggle at infomercials before myrcene body-slams you into hibernation mode. Great for people whose fitness tracker keeps asking if they’re still alive.

Flavor & Aroma: Earth, Citrus, and Mild Existential Dread

Crack a nug and get hit with a pine forest that’s been marinated in lemon pledge and a whisper of black pepper. The smoke is smooth, earthy, and finishes with a sweet citrus note that says, “Don’t worry, the couch loves you.” Room note is somewhere between artisanal potpourri and your dad’s tackle box—in a good way.

Growing It (If You Can Stay Awake Long Enough)

That Tom stays short, wide, and dense—basically the Danny DeVito of cannabis. Indoor growers love its 8-9 week flower time and its ability to double as a trichome snow globe. Outdoor plants finish before October frost and can yield heavy if you remember to water them between naps. Pro tip: hang the buds to dry somewhere you don’t need to reach above shoulder height; you won’t want to.

Medical Uses (a.k.a. Doctor’s Note for Doing Nothing)

Patients report rapid relief from insomnia, chronic pain, and the unbearable condition known as “being awake.” The 15-22% THC band is strong enough to mute nerve pain yet low enough that you can still spell your own name—mostly. Anxiety takes a back seat, but so does your car, because you are absolutely not driving anywhere.

Who Should Invite Tom Over

Perfect for introverts, night-shift zombies, or anyone whose weekend plans are aggressively blank. Not ideal if you’re hoping to finish a novel, run a marathon, or remember where you put your phone. If your idea of a party is fuzzy socks, streaming queues, and horizontal snacking, congratulations—Tom’s your plus-one.