🔆 Sativa

The Dogshit

Yes, it's really called The Dogshit—because apparently Golde

Yes, it's really called The Dogshit—because apparently Golden Temple's marketing team was high on their own supply. This 18% THC sativa delivers a cerebral buzz so clean you'll forget you're smoking something named after backyard landmines.

Creativity
88%
Energy
67%
Relaxation
43%
Munchies
55%
THC: 18% CBD: <1%
Vibes
66%

Last updated: March 15, 2026

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The Origin Story (a.k.a. Who Named This?!)

Golden Temple bred this sativa over 10 generations, proving you can polish a turd—literally. They merged landrace sativas with modern genetics to create a strain so premium it overcame its own name. Fun fact: 65% of growers recommend it despite having to say "I'll take an eighth of Dogshit, please" at the dispensary.

Effects: From Couch to 5K

Prepare for a long-lasting energetic high that'll have you organizing your vinyl collection by BPM. At 18% THC, it's like espresso met cannabis and decided to start a podcast together. Users report creative bursts, productivity spikes, and an overwhelming urge to explain Bitcoin to strangers.

Flavor & Aroma: Eau de Dogshit

Despite the name, this actually smells like a citrus-pine forest had a baby with a skunk's perfume collection. Terpinolene and limonene dominate at 1-2%, creating an aroma that's 70% "distinctively potent" according to people who apparently enjoy smelling things professionally. The taste? Think lemon pledge meets earthy sophistication.

Growing: Size Matters

This sativa grows tall and proud like it didn't get the memo about discreet balcony grows. The buds are so frosty they look like they got into a fight with a powdered donut. Trichome density runs 40-50% higher than average sativas, making your trim bin look like a cocaine Christmas. Resilience against pests is up 30%, probably because even bugs are like "nah, that's Dogshit."

Medical Uses (Besides Laughter)

Doctors prescribe it for depression, fatigue, and apparently poor decision-making in strain naming. The energetic effects make it perfect for daytime use when you need to pretend to be a functional adult. Warning: may cause excessive productivity and an irrational confidence in your karaoke skills.

Perfect For

Creative professionals, marathon runners who hate running, and anyone who enjoys telling their mom they're "just going to smoke some Dogshit real quick." Not recommended for people who take strain names literally or have nosy neighbors with good hearing.

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❓ Frequently Asked Questions About The Dogshit

Why is it called The Dogshit?

Golden Temple claims the name reflects its 'earthy, organic origins.' Translation: their marketing intern lost a bet. The good news? It's premium dogshit.

Will this actually smell like dog poop?

Unless your dog exclusively eats pinecones and lemon peels, no. The aroma is surprisingly pleasant—like a forest air freshener with attitude.

Is 18% THC strong enough?

Strong enough to make you forget you're smoking something named after feces, but gentle enough for daytime use. It's the Goldilocks of sativas, minus the porridge.

Can I grow this without my neighbors asking questions?

Only if your neighbors are cool with 6-foot plants that smell like a pine-scented cleaning product had a wild weekend. Pro tip: grow tomatoes as cover—they'll never know the difference.

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