The Fuzz

The Origin Story (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Fuzz)

Bred in the era when people still used pagers and thought frosted tips were cool, The Fuzz is Bodhi’s love letter to the 90s underground. Rumor has it this strain was originally named after the cops who kept raiding the grow—because nothing says "stealth" like buds that look dipped in sugar and smell like a pine forest having an identity crisis.

Effects: Schrödinger's High

It’s both indica AND sativa until you smoke it. One hit and you’re simultaneously ready to clean the garage and take a three-hour nap on top of the cleaning supplies. At 18% THC, it’s the Goldilocks zone: strong enough to make you question your life choices, gentle enough that you’ll still remember where you put the lighter.

Flavor & Aroma: Like a Fruit Salad Had Drama

The nose hits you with pine and citrus like a car air freshener that graduated from community college. On the tongue, it’s sweet berries and earthy sass, finishing with a spicy kick that whispers "your ex was right about you." The terps are loud, proud, and absolutely tattling on you to your neighbors.

Growing: For People Who Water Their Plants More Than Their Relationships

Indoor flowering runs 8-10 weeks, which is just enough time to ghost everyone you know. She’s a trichome factory—so frosty you’ll need sunglasses in your grow tent. Yield is medium, but what she lacks in weight she makes up for in pure, uncut Instagram clout. Pro tip: cure it like your reputation depends on it, because after one joint, it will.

Medical Uses (According to Your Stoner Cousin)

Great for anxiety, depression, and that creeping sense that your group chat is talking about you. Patients report relief from chronic pain, insomnia, and the crushing weight of knowing your high school nemesis is now a CEO. Side effects may include: writing poetry you’ll regret and texting your mom "I just get you now."

Who It's For

Perfect for millennials nostalgic for a decade they barely remember and Gen Z pretending to like "vintage." Ideal for creative procrastinators, overthinkers, and anyone who’s ever said "I’m microdosing" while loading a bong. Not recommended for people who have to talk to their landlord in the next hour.