Overview
High Five Genetics basically said, "Let's make OG Kush wear camouflage and go feral." The result is Tiger Kush—an 18-24 % THC indica that roars into your endocannabinoid system with all the subtlety of a chainsaw in a library. Lab reports show <1 % CBD, so if you came here for CBD’s gentle hug, you’ve taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
Effects
First hit: cerebral tingles that feel like your brain is getting a back rub from a tiger with jazz hands. Ten minutes later: your skeleton turns into warm caramel and you start negotiating with the couch for permanent residency. Expect the classic indica trilogy—munchies, couch-lock, and a sudden urge to rewatch Planet Earth in 4K.
Flavor & Aroma
Smells like someone spilled diesel in a citrus orchard and then tried to cover it up with pine-scented deodorant. Taste-wise, you get a sharp lemon-lime inhale, followed by an earthy, skunky exhale that lingers like your ex’s apology texts. Terpene MVP is myrcene, with cameos from caryophyllene and limonene—AKA the "nap now, snack later" squad.
Growing Notes
Beginner-friendly? Absolutely. Tiger Kush germinates at 85 % success—higher than your cousin’s high-school GPA. Indoor finish in 8-9 weeks, outdoor harvest mid-October. Plants stay medium height but bush out like they’re trying to smother your grow tent with love. Yield is "feed the whole crew" level, so prepare extra jars or start making friends.
Medical Uses
Doctors won’t write this on a prescription pad, but patients swear it evicts insomnia, muscle spasms, and chronic pain like a bouncer with a taser. The THC spike can also vaporize anxiety—unless you overdo it and start questioning why your cat is judging you. Start low unless you enjoy existential dread in surround sound.
Who It’s For
Perfect for seasoned tokers who want a one-way ticket to Snoozeville, and brave newbies with zero weekend plans. If your agenda includes laundry, emails, or operating heavy machinery, pick a different strain. Otherwise, grab a jar, cue up a nature doc, and let the striped beast do its thing.
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