The Origin Story Nobody Asked For
Bodhi Seeds birthed Trance Plant during what we assume was a fever dream sponsored by terpenes. They claim it's a milestone in breeding, which is marketing speak for "we mixed old-school landrace with new-school Frankenstein and prayed." The lineage is top-secret, probably because the parents are still in witness protection after what they created.
Effects: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Trance
Expect a cerebral lift that'll have you reorganizing your sock drawer by color, emotion, and astrological sign. The 20-25% THC hits like a TED Talk given by a particularly enthusiastic grapefruit. Users report feeling creative, focused, and oddly invested in conspiracy documentaries about birds. The indica side keeps your body from floating away entirely, like a chill babysitter for your soul.
Flavor & Aroma: A Citrus-Flavored Identity Crisis
This strain smells like someone blended orange peels, pine needles, and your hippie aunt's spice cabinet. Limonene levels at 0.5% mean it reeks of citrus with the subtlety of a marching band. The taste evolves from orange candy to herbal tea to "wait, did I just eat a Christmas tree?" The aftertaste lingers longer than your ex's Instagram stories.
Growing: For People Who Talk to Their Plants
Trance Plant grows tall and proud like it's compensating for something, reaching 100-150cm indoors. It's basically a trichome factory with 70% of buds looking like they got attacked by a glitter bomb. Germination rates hit 95%, survival rates 90% - better odds than your Tinder dates. The purple-orange pistils make it Instagram-ready, because even plants need clout these days.
Medical Uses (According to Your Cousin)
Fans claim it helps with stress, depression, and the crushing realization that your plants have a better social life than you. The uplifting sativa effects might ease anxiety, or create new anxieties about whether your fridge light actually turns off. Some use it for creative blocks, others just use it to make grocery shopping feel like a spiritual experience.
Perfect For
Anyone who's ever wondered what it's like to be the protagonist in a perfume commercial. Ideal for artists, writers, or people who need to apologize via interpretive dance. Not recommended for those who need to remember where they parked their car or why they walked into a room. Best paired with lo-fi beats and snacks you forgot you bought.
Want to actually find Trance Plant near you? WeedVader.com has the real dispensary finder. We just have the jokes.