Tricopath

The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

Ten years ago, In House Genetics locked a bunch of old-school indicas in a lab and told them to make something Instagram-worthy. The result? A strain that yields 450 g/m² indoors (or 700 g per outdoor tree, if you’re the type who talks to your plants). They literally mapped the genome like it was a crime scene just to guarantee every seed would glue you to the sofa in exactly the same way.

Effects: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Couch

One bowl and your spine turns into a soft-serve swirl. Tricopath’s 80/20 indica dominance means your body checks out while your brain stays just lucid enough to remember you left the oven on. Perfect for canceling plans you didn’t want anyway, or for discovering that your ceiling has, in fact, been there the whole time.

Flavor & Aroma: Pine-Sol Meets Citrus Cologne

Crack a nug and get slapped by pine needles dipped in lemon pledge, with a spicy herbal finish that screams "I hike, but only to the fridge." The smell is loud enough that your neighbors will think you’re either cleaning the entire forest or hiding a Christmas tree farm in your closet.

Growing Tricopath Without Killing It

She’s a drama queen: dense 1.5–2" buds that sparkle like they owe you money, deep purple streaks, and trichomes so thick you could scrape them like frost off a windshield. Flowering is slow—think DMV slow—so patience is required. Treat her right and she’ll reward you with resin-coated golf balls of doom.

Medical Uses (a.k.a. Excuses to Stay Stoned)

Doctors won’t write this on a script, but patients swear it evicts insomnia faster than a landlord with a baseball bat. Great for pain, anxiety, or for pretending your back actually needs another day off. Side effects include forgetting what you walked into the room for and a sudden appreciation for ASMR.

Who Should Smoke This

Ideal for people whose favorite yoga pose is Savasana and who consider "productive day" finishing a whole bag of chips. If your idea of cardio is scrolling Netflix, Tricopath is your spirit animal. Sativa purists and marathon runners need not apply.