Genetic Speedrun
Atlas Seed basically played God with a 20% ruderalis, 40% indica, 40% sativa cocktail—like they couldn't decide on a personality so they gave the plant three. The result? A strain that flowers automatically while you're still figuring out your tent setup, yielding dense purple-green nugs that look like they were rolled in sugar and bad decisions.
Effects: Couch-Lock with Benefits
Despite being labeled indica, Tricross can't decide if it wants to glue you to the couch or send you on a philosophical journey about why your fridge light actually turns off. The 20-25% THC delivers a warm body buzz that whispers 'maybe don't move' while your brain tries to convince you that organizing your sock drawer by emotional significance is a great idea.
Flavor Profile: Earth, Pine, and Regret
The terpene profile reads like a forest had an identity crisis—dominant earthy notes crash into pine and subtle floral hints, creating an aroma that's simultaneously 'Christmas tree farm' and 'hippie candle shop.' On the exhale, you get herbal undertones that taste like your college roommate's organic tea collection that definitely wasn't just oregano.
Growing: Idiot-Proof
This is the strain for people who kill cacti. Auto-flowering means it flips to bloom on its own schedule—no light cycle drama, no 'is it time yet' anxiety. Finishes in 8-9 weeks from seed, yields chunky trichome-drenched buds that look like they were dipped in a glitter factory explosion. Pro tip: the plant stays compact enough to hide from your landlord, but the smell won't.
Medical: Therapeutic Chaos
Patients report it's great for anxiety—mostly because you're too stoned to remember what you were anxious about. The body relaxation tackles chronic pain while the sativa genetics prevent you from becoming a complete vegetable. Perfect for PTSD, insomnia, and the existential dread of realizing you've been watching infomercials for three hours straight.
Perfect For
Growers who want maximum results with minimal effort. Stoners who can't commit to a 12/12 light schedule. Medical patients who need relief but also want to question why we park on driveways and drive on parkways. Basically anyone who appreciates weed that grows itself while you contemplate why cereal is technically soup.
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