Why This OG Got Boxing Gloves
Originally sold as “Mike Tyson,” “Tyson OG,” or “Undisputed OG” depending on how dramatic your budtender felt that day. The lineage is murkier than a boxing promoter's tax return, but everyone agrees it’s some sort of turbo-charged OG Kush descendant. Around 2024, Iron Mike’s own Tyson 2.0 label partnered with Royal Queen Seeds, so now you can grow the same haymaker at home—just without the face tattoos.
Effects: One-Hit Couch TKO
Expect an uppercut of euphoria followed by a full-body pile-driver. Limbs feel like they’re filled with warm cement, eyelids gain sentient laziness, and your snack budget instantly triples. Great for ending arguments, long flights, or any day ending in “y.” Novices: start with a puff, not a bowl, unless you enjoy drooling on yourself in Dolby surround sound.
Flavor & Aroma: Pepper-Spray Kush
The nose is straight diesel spilled on a black-pepper steak—pungent, spicy, and vaguely threatening. On the exhale you get kushy pine and a lingering gas note that clears the room faster than Mike at a press conference. Caryophyllene leads the terp squad, backed up by myrcene and limonene, forming the holy trinity of “I can’t feel my legs.”
Growing: Heavyweight Buds in 8-10 Weeks
Stocky, dense plants that stack golf-ball nugs like protein tubs in a locker room. She responds well to topping and SCROG, but don’t baby her—she wants to get thick, not tall. Expect fat, resin-slick colas that finish in 8-10 weeks indoors, smelling so loud your carbon filter files for workers’ comp. Outdoor growers in legal climates: secure the branches unless you enjoy watching 28% THC snowflakes on the ground.
Medical: Licensed Punching Bag for Pain
Patients grab Tyson for insomnia that won’t tap out, chronic pain that laughs at ibuprofen, and anxiety that needs a 12-round nap. The body sedation is profound, so don’t plan on operating heavy machinery—like a TV remote after hour three. PTSD and muscle spasms also wave the white flag, usually somewhere between the couch cushions.
Who Should Step into the Ring
Seasoned stoners looking for a nightly shutdown sequence. MMA fans who want to feel like they just went five rounds with memory foam. Anyone whose evening plans include pajamas, streaming, and forgetting what day it is. Avoid if you’ve got shit to do, people to impress, or a drug test tomorrow—this indica doesn’t pull punches.
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