⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Ultra Violet Poison

Meet the strain that looks like a radioactive Easter egg and

Meet the strain that looks like a radioactive Easter egg and hits like your ex texting "u up?" Bio Bomb Selections basically weaponized a balanced hybrid—equal parts chill and chaos—then dipped it in purple paint and called it medicine.

Creativity
69%
Energy
45%
Relaxation
63%
Munchies
70%
THC: 22-26% CBD: <1%
Vibes
59%

Last updated: March 15, 2026

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The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

Bio Bomb Selections—who apparently name strains after rejected X-Men villains—created Ultra Violet Poison during the Great Hybrid Gold Rush. Their mission? Mash indica and sativa together until something sparkly happened. Mission accomplished: we got a 50/50 split that’s as stable as your crypto portfolio and twice as purple.

Effects: Schrödinger's High

One minute you’re organizing your sock drawer by vibe, the next you’re horizontal on the couch debating if turtles have armpits. The 22-26% THC delivers a cerebral jolt sharp enough to solve the trolley problem, followed by a body melt that makes standing feel like advanced yoga. Perfect for people who want to be productive but also maybe nap for four hours.

Flavor & Aroma: Fruit Salad in a Goth Phase

Imagine a citrus orchard got possessed by lavender ghosts—that’s the opening whiff. Limonene brings the lemon pledge, linalool adds floral soap realness, and myrcene drags in earthy basement undertones. Smoke it and the flavor pivots from sweet to savory faster than your friend who said "just one bite" of your burrito.

Growing: For Growers Who Like a Challenge (and Purple)

These buds look like they’re trying to join the Grape Ape cosplay contest—dense, purple, and absolutely slathered in trichomes like it’s trying to win a glitter war. Novice growers: prepare for height management and humidity paranoia. Experts: expect Instagram flex material and terpene levels so high your carbon filter files for overtime.

Medical Uses (a.k.a. Excuses to Buy More)

Patients claim it kicks chronic pain to the curb, turns anxiety into a mild suggestion, and transforms insomnia into a gentle suggestion to horizontal life. The balanced cannabinoid profile means you can medicate without turning into a human paperweight—unless that’s the plan, in which case, mission accomplished.

Who Should Smoke This

Ideal for creatives who need inspiration but also a safety net, gamers who want immersion without forgetting they have limbs, and anyone whose personality is 70% chaos goblin. Not recommended for people who have to operate forklifts or explain blockchain to their parents within the next three hours.

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❓ Frequently Asked Questions About Ultra Violet Poison

Is Ultra Violet Poison actually poisonous?

Only to your plans for the evening. It’s named after the color, not toxicity—unless you count how toxic your snack cabinet becomes after smoking it.

Will it make me see purple?

Only if you stare at the buds too long. The high itself is more "philosophical purple"—like questioning why we drive on parkways and park on driveways.

How long does the high last?

About as long as it takes to binge three episodes of whatever you’re watching and forget what the plot was. Roughly 2-3 hours for most mortals.

Can I grow it in my closet?

You can grow a personality in your closet too, but results may vary. You’ll need decent ventilation unless you want your clothes to smell like a fruit funeral.

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