Very Cherry V2

The Origin Story (a.k.a. Why Your Dealer Won't Shut Up About It)

Bred by the perfectionists at Envy Genetics, this strain is the sequel no one asked for but everyone’s toking anyway. It’s the love-child of Tropicana Cherry, Vanilla Tart, and Natty Bumpo—basically the Avengers of cherry-flavored weed. They spent years crossbreeding to nail that 50/50 indica-sativa split, proving stoners can do math when dessert is involved.

Effects: Couch Locked or Couch Cozy?

Picture your brain slipping into a velvet robe while your body melts into the couch like a forgotten gummy bear. The cerebral lift hits first—creative thoughts, giggles, sudden urge to reorganize your sock drawer—then the indica side gives you a bear hug. It’s functional enough to adult, but let’s be honest, you’ll probably just queue up nostalgic cartoons and debate cereal mascots.

Flavor & Aroma: Like Smoking a Fruit Stand

Smells like someone blended cherry pie with lemon zest and a whisper of “did you just mow the lawn?” Tastes exactly like it smells—overwhelming cherry sweetness chased by citrus tang. Lab nerds clocked it at 90/100 on the “holy crap this tastes good” scale, which is science-speak for “your bong water will smell like candy.”

Growing This Diva

She’s pretty but high-maintenance—think 150-200 cm of purple-hungry branches begging for attention. Trichomes pile on like Instagram makeup, and the buds are dense enough to bench press your ego. Novices can grow her, just don’t forget the CalMag or she’ll ghost you faster than a Tinder date.

Medical Uses (Doctor’s Note: LOL)

Patients claim it eases anxiety, chronic pain, and the soul-crushing realization that your ex is thriving. The limonene lifts mood, the myrcene sedates the drama, and the cherry flavor tricks you into thinking life is a rom-com. Not FDA approved, but your group chat swears by it.

Who Should Smoke This?

Perfect for people who want to feel productive but will settle for reorganizing their vinyl by color. Great for creative types, insomniacs, and anyone whose personality is 80% cherry puns. Skip it if you hate fruit, joy, or have a PowerPoint due in 30 minutes.