🐺 Sativa (a.k.a. “I swear it’s sativa, grandma!”)

Wolf's Tooth

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The strain so rare it makes NFTs look common. Wolf's Tooth is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who shows up once a year, smells like a zesty pepper mill, and convinces you to reorganize the garage at 2 a.m.

Creativity
83%
Energy
65%
Relaxation
45%
Munchies
50%
THC: 15-25% CBD: <1%
Vibes
64%

Last updated: March 15, 2026

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The Legend

No breeder paperwork? No problem. Wolf’s Tooth is what happens when underground growers get bored and decide to name weed after a dental emergency. The jagged, fang-shaped calyxes look ready to chomp your finger off—thankfully the only thing it bites is your free time.

Effects: Who Let the Dogs Out?

Starts with a slap of cerebral electricity that’ll have you alphabetizing your vinyl by BPM. Thirty minutes later the indica undertow drags you to the couch like a chew toy. Functional enough for spreadsheets, sloppy enough for interpretive dance—choose your own adventure.

Flavor & Aroma: Pepper Spray Lemonade

Imagine OG Kush got drunk on margaritas and picked a fight with a spice rack. Caryophyllene brings the pepper punch, limonene adds the citrus slap, and myrcene chills in the back like the designated driver. The terpene total clocks north of 1.5%, so your living room will smell like a craft cocktail bar—minus the overpriced bitters.

Growing: Clone Wars

Real seeds are rarer than a humble crypto millionaire; most people score a clone from that one guy who “knows a guy.” Give her 8–10 weeks under 12/12, keep the VPD tight, and she’ll stack trichomes like Jenga blocks. Chop at day 60–66 if you want the full pepper-citrus bite; wait longer for couch-lock so heavy you’ll need a forklift to get to the fridge.

Medical Uses

Patients report relief from stress, mild pain, and the soul-crushing realization that your ex is now dating someone who makes sourdough from scratch. The heady sativa onset can tackle low mood, while the later body melt helps with aches, insomnia, and existential dread after scrolling TikTok for three hours.

Who Should Spark It?

Perfect for the connoisseur who brags about “supporting local craft” while secretly praying their plug answers the text. Also ideal for creatives who need 45 minutes of manic inspiration followed by a mandatory nap. Avoid if your calendar is packed—you’ll end up rescheduling everything to pet the dog for two hours straight.


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❓ Frequently Asked Questions About Wolf's Tooth

Is Wolf's Tooth actually a sativa?

It’s labeled sativa because the first 20 minutes feel like you mainlined espresso. After that, indica genetics kick in like a weighted blanket with teeth.

Where can I buy seeds?

You can’t—unless you’re on first-name terms with three growers and a bartender in Portland. Hunt clone cuts or accept that this strain is basically a cannabis unicorn.

What’s the real lineage?

The breeder never left a paper trail, so the best guess is OG Kush hooked up with Cookies after a few too many limonene shots. DNA tests pending, but the baby definitely has grandpa Afghan’s nose.

Will it make me paranoid?

At 25% THC the potential exists, but the peppery caryophyllene acts like CBD’s chill cousin. If you start hearing wolves, turn off the nature documentary and switch to cartoons.

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