WxW by Bean Genie Autos

Plant Overview: The Microwave Meal of Cannabis

Grows like it’s late for a meeting—60-100 cm stunted perfection that finishes in 70-85 days from seed. Medium-wide leaves scream "indica" but the sativa whispers keep you from face-planting into the carpet. Expect 6-10 side branches that actually pull their weight, unlike your roommate.

Effects: Business-Casual Stone

18% THC hits the sweet spot between "I can still do laundry" and "why is the dryer talking to me?" Balanced hybrid means you’ll feel it behind the eyes while your legs Google "nearest couch." Great for pretending to listen during Zoom calls.

Flavor & Aroma: Citrus-Pepper Plot Twist

Smells like someone zested a lemon over a pepper mill and then apologized. Sweet orange zest on the inhale, spicy black pepper on the exhale—basically a brunch cocktail that gets you high. Room note won’t immediately out you, but your grin might.

Growing: Set It and Forget It (Almost)

Autoflower means no light-schedule panic attacks—run 18/6 to 20/4 and watch it do its thing. Forgiving nute schedule: treat it like a houseplant that occasionally wants pizza. Yields 350-500 g/m² if you can resist checking it every 20 minutes.

Medical Uses: Adulting Support

Perfect for treating chronic responsibilities, acute boredom, and mild existential dread. Won’t knock you out cold, but will make spreadsheets feel like interpretive dance. Also rumored to help with "my back hurts from pretending to work."

Who It's For

Ideal for beginners who want bragging rights without the learning curve. Also great for seasoned growers who forgot to start photos on time—again. Basically anyone whose life runs on a 70-day timer, aka people with commitment issues.