Yeti

Origin Story: Lab-Bred Abominable Snowman

Sterquiliniis Seed Supply took a rugged ruderalis, an overachieving indica, and a chatty sativa, then hit 'blend' like they were making a protein shake for Bigfoot. The result? A strain that auto-flowers faster than you can say 'cryptozoology' and still pumps out 18-25% THC like it's flexing for Instagram.

Effects: Chill Yeti Gives You the Warm Hug

Expect a cerebral elevator ride that plateaus into a full-body beanbag. The sativa side cracks jokes for the first 30 minutes, then the indica tags in with weighted blankets and a snack menu. CBD hovers around 5-8%, so your brain stays online while your body logs off. Great for pretending to watch a documentary you’ll immediately forget.

Flavor & Aroma: Pine-Sol Meets Orange Julius

Nose-blasting pine and citrus courtesy of 2% limonene and 1.5-2% myrcene. Caryophyllene sneaks in with a peppery kick, making every exhale taste like you French-kissed a Christmas tree wearing orange lip gloss. The aftertaste lingers like that one friend who won’t leave the party.

Growing: Set It and Forget It—Literally

Thanks to its ruderalis genetics, Yeti flips to flower on its own schedule. Indoors, it’s compact enough for a closet grow; outdoors, it shrugs off stress like a Himalayan sherpa. Commercial ops have logged 10-ton harvests, meaning this beast can pay rent and still leave you personal stash. Trichome coverage is so dense you’ll need sunglasses to trim.

Medical: Prescription-Strength Chill Pill

The balanced THC/CBD combo tackles pain, anxiety, and insomnia without turning you into a decorative houseplant. Trace THC-V and CBN curb the munchies and add gentle sedation—perfect for patients who want relief without auditioning for a stoner comedy.

Who It's For

Ideal for growers who kill cacti, patients who hate feeling foggy, and recreational users who want to climb Everest on the couch. If you need weed that works as hard as you don’t, Yeti is your hairy, reliable sidekick.