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🤷‍♂️ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Unknown Kush Early Version

Delicious Seeds basically Frankensteined cannabis royalty an

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Disaster

Unlucky Charms

The strain that proves your childhood breakfast was missing

THC 20-30%
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⚫ Unicorn-Level Indica

Unobtainium

Unobtainium is that friend who keeps promising to show up bu

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Unobtanium

Unobtanium is the cannabis equivalent of a limited-edition s

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Unskinny Pop

Meet Unskinny Pop—Realpotency’s attempt to make a strain tha

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

UP Kush

UP Kush is what happens when Andalucía Seeds binges on OG ge

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Upapi

Upapi is what happens when breeders at Bred by 42 spend year

THC 22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Upaya

Upaya is what happens when Ethos Genetics decides to play ge

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Uplift

Meet Uplift – the cannabis equivalent of a motivational spea

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Uplift

Meet Uplift—the strain that convinced your introvert friend

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Upper Cut

Upper Cut is what happens when nerds lock themselves in a la

THC 20-24%
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🥊 Indica Haymaker

Upper Cut

Upper Cut is the strain that named itself after what it does

THC 18-22%
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🥊 Knockout Hybrid

Uppercut

Uppercut is the strain equivalent of Mike Tyson asking you i

THC 18-26%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Uppercut by Up The Hill Creations

Uppercut is the strain equivalent of getting hug-tackled by

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Upside Boundcake

Imagine your grandma’s pound cake got possessed by a skunk a

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Cake

Upside Down Cake #4

Bred by Lit Farms, Upside Down Cake #4 is the dessert you ea

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Upside Down Frown

Cannarado Genetics' Upside Down Frown is the strain equivale

THC 18%
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🔶 Sativa

Upside Down Frown

The strain equivalent of your therapist telling you to "just

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Indica

Upside Down Frown #15

The fifteenth pheno from a “turn that frown upside down” hun

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Upside Down Pineapple Cake

Imagine your grandma’s pineapple cake got freaky with a dies

THC 18-26%
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🍇 Couch-Lock Cabernet

Upstate Moscato

Imagine if Franzia and a weighted blanket had a baby, then d

THC 18%
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🌊 Sativa-Dominant

Upstream by Delicatessen

Meet the strain that turns procrastination into a contact sp

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Uptown Clockstar

The strain that convinced your brain it’s a Wall Street day-

THC 15-25%
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🥂 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Uptown Girl

Uptown Girl is Barneys Farm's attempt to make a strain that

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Indica

Uptown Girl

Uptown Girl is the strain that shows up in a designer trench

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Uptown Girl

Uptown Girl is what happens when Dallas breeders try to gent

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Uptown Girl

Meet Uptown Girl—Omuerta Genetix's attempt at breeding canna

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Uptown Haze

Uptown Haze is basically espresso that took a wrong turn int

THC 18-24%
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☀️ Sativa-Dominant Classic

Uptown Haze

The strain that smells like a Catholic mass and feels like a

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Uptown Sativa

Uptown Juice

Uptown Juice is Eazy Daze’s love letter to the NYC commuter

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Uptown Lights

Deep Ellum's Uptown Lights is like that friend who shows up

THC 18%
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👽 Balanced Hybrid

Uptown Papa Alien

Uptown Papa Alien is the strain equivalent of a trust-fund k

THC 20%
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⚡ Purebred Sativa

Uptown White Dawg

Meet Uptown White Dawg, the strain that dresses better than

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (60% indica / 40% sativa)

Uranai Baba Kush

Named after a fortune-teller who probably saw you couch-lock

THC 20-25%
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🔋 Sativa (With Identity Issues)

Uranium Gumdrops by Pastries

Pastries cooked up a strain that sounds like a rejected Fall

THC 18-23%
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🍋 Sativa

Uranus Lemon Haze

Named after the planet we all giggled at in third-grade scie

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Urban Cheese

Urban Cheese is what happens when a 1970s cheese strain move

THC 22%
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🤡 Boutique Hybrid

Urban Delusion

Urban Delusion is the strain equivalent of a $17 latte: over

THC 20-26%
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🟢 Indica

Urban Guerrilla

Freedom Seeds basically bred the cannabis equivalent of a st

THC 18%
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🟣 Boutique Indica

Urban Legend 24

Urban Legend 24 is the cannabis equivalent of a speakeasy pa

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Urban Poison

Meet Urban Poison, the strain that convinced a generation of

THC 18%
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🧪 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Urban Poison

Imagine Durban Poison got a studio apartment instead of a ju

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Landrace

Urgam Valley

Straight outta the Himalayas like it caught a red-eye from D

THC 18%
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🔮 Ancient Indica Time Machine

Urgam x Malana

This isn't your college roommate's basement weed—this is wha

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

Urinal Cake

Yes, it’s actually named after the blue hockey puck in men’s

THC 25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Urkel Bx

The strain that asks “Did I do that?” right before you melt

THC 5%
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⚡ Sativa

Urkel Girl

Meet Urkel Girl—the sativa that'll make you smarter than a '

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock-in-Chief

Urkel M-10

Equilibrium Genetics basically took Purple Urkle, taught it

THC 18-26%

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