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⚖️ Heritage Hybrid

Widows Walk

Meet the strain that took White Widow’s best genes, gave the

THC 18%
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🇦🇹 Viennese Ruderalis Remix

Wiener Blut

Wiener Blut sounds like a death-metal band but actually tran

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Certified Couch-Lock Specialist

Wife By Clone Onlys

Clone Only’s "Wife" is the strain that puts a ring on your f

THC 18%
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💍 Hybrid

Wife Saver

Named like a superhero sidekick for failing marriages, Wife

THC 18%
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🍷 Hybrid (60/40 split, like a messy divorce)

Wife's Wine

Wife's Wine is what happens when breeders try to make "make-

THC 18%
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📶 Sativa-Dominant

Wifi

Wifi is Phat Panda’s 28% THC love letter to your prefrontal

THC 28%
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📡 High-Signal Hybrid

WiFi

WiFi is the strain that actually connects you to the cloud—e

THC 27-29%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Wifi 43 by Geistgrow

Meet Wifi 43: the strain that turns your phone to airplane m

THC 28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Wifi 43 x Do-Si-Dos

Philosopher Seeds basically weaponized relaxation when they

THC 22-28%
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🔒 Couch-Lock Certified

Wifi 43 x Do-Si-Dos

Zamnesia basically weaponized naps by crossing the ultimate

THC 22-28%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

WiFi 43 x Dosidos #9

Motherland Genetics basically weaponized couch-lock by splic

THC 26%
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⚖️ Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Wifi 43 x L.A. Kush Cake

Jungle Boys took your grandma’s Kush Cake recipe, added a 43

THC 20-27%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Wifi 43 x White Widow

Meet the love child of WiFi that actually connects—to your c

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Wifi 43 x Zombie Kush

Ripper Seeds welded WiFi #43’s trichome armor to Zombie Kush

THC 22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

WiFi by Flavour Chasers

Named after the one thing we all scream at daily, WiFi the s

THC 28%
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🔵 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Wifi Cake

Wifi Cake is what happens when Jungle Boys decide your brain

THC 20-25%
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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Wifi Cocktail

Third Eye Genetics basically hot-spotted your brain with Wif

THC 18%
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📡 Sativa Dominant

WiFi Cookies

WiFi Cookies is what happens when Sweed Lab asks "What if yo

THC 28%
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📶 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Wifi Mimosa

Wifi Mimosa is what happens when your WiFi OG gets day-drunk

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Indica

Wifi Mints

Wifi Mints is the strain that answers the age-old question:

THC 20-25%
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🔶 50/50 Hybrid That Punches Like Your Wi-Fi Bill

Wifi Punch by Growers Choice

Wifi Punch is the strain that asks 'What's your password?' t

THC 28%
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🔶 Balanced Hybrid

Wifi Tittiez

Frosty Mountain Genetics named this 50/50 hybrid after your

THC 18%
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🔷 Balanced Hybrid

Wifi X ATF

This frosty Frankenstein of a strain looks like it just walk

THC 20-26%
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⚡ Hybrid (a.k.a. “Caffeine for Couch Potatoes”)

Wifi X Chocolate Diesel

Imagine your barista poured Sour Diesel into a mocha and the

THC 18-28%
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🤯 Retro-Futuro Hybrid

Wifi X Chocolate Thai

Imagine your grandpa’s Thai stick got drunk on OG fuel, bang

THC 10-15%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Wifi X Cookies

Philosopher Seeds’ Wifi X Cookies is what happens when your

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Hybrid That Can't Decide Who It Is

Wifi X Purple Punch

Imagine your router and a fruit salad had a baby that grew u

THC 20-25%
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🔲 Balanced Hybrid

Wifi X Somango

Imagine your router and a tropical fruit salad had a baby wh

THC 28%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

WiFi43 x Chocolate Trip

Imagine your internet connection and a Hershey bar had a bab

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Wild Amazone by Pro Seed

Wild Amazone is Pro Seed's love letter to anyone who's ever

THC 18%
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🍌 Balanced Hybrid

Wild Banana

Wild Banana is what happens when Old J Seeds asks "what if a

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Croissant

Wild Berry Fritter

Imagine if a Pop-Tart and a weighted blanket had a baby that

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Wild Berry Zkittlez Autoflower

This Viking Gardens speed-run of a strain turns your grow te

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commandant

Wild Blue

Jolly Pond Farm’s Wild Blue is the indica equivalent of gett

THC 22%
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🟣 Boutique Indica Unicorn

Wild Cat

Wild Cat is the cannabis equivalent of that band you "totall

THC 20-26%
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😼 Untamed Hybrid

Wild Cat

Wild Cat is the cannabis equivalent of adopting a feral barn

THC 27%
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🍒 Indica

Wild Cherry

Wild Cherry is what happens when breeders decide your brain

THC 15-25%
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🟣 CBD-Dominant Indica

Wild Cherry

Meet Wild Cherry, the weed for people who want to feel somet

THC 6%
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🟣 Indica

Wild Child

Meet the feral offspring of cannabis breeding: Wild Child, t

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (60/40)

Wild Dosi Berry

Robin Hood Seeds basically asked, "What if we made a strain

THC 24%
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🔥 Hybrid (60/40 who-knows)

Wild Fire

Wild Fire is what happens when breeders play God with Fire O

THC 20%
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🌈 Franken-candy Hybrid

Wild GMO Zkittlez

Massive Seeds basically asked, "What if candy had commitment

THC 25%
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🦍 Pure Indica

Wild Gorilla

Wild Gorilla is the strain that makes you question if evolut

THC 20-26%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Wild Horse

Wild Horse is the strain that asks, "You ever wanted to be t

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality Hybrid

Wild Mint

The strain that answers the age-old question: "What if my we

THC 18%
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🍯 Balanced Hybrid

Wild Mountain Honey

Imagine a bear that double-majored in aromatherapy and decid

THC 17%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Wild Mountain Honey by Thunderfudge

Imagine a bear got stoned, raided a beehive, and then wrote

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Wild Poison

Wild Poison sounds like something you'd find in a witch's pa

THC 18%

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