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Strain Reviews

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🟣 Full Couchlock Indica

Zkittlez Cake

This is what happens when a candy store collides with a bake

THC 23%

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🍭 Dessert Cart Hybrid

Zkittlez Cake x Creamsicle

Imagine Willy Wonka and Snoop Dogg had a baby, then dipped i

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Zkittlez Dosi Pucker

Yin Yang Seeds basically said "What if we bred a candy aisle

THC 20%

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🌈 Hybrid Speedrun

Zkittlez Fast

Advanced Seeds took the beloved Zkittlez, fed it espresso, a

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy in Fast-Forward

Zkittlez Flavor Auto

Imagine if Willy Wonka ran a grow op and had a vendetta agai

THC 20-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Zkittlez FV

Imagine Grape Ape and Zkittlez had a baby, then force-fed it

THC 18%

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🟣 Mostly-Indica Hybrid

Zkittlez Glue

Imagine if a Skittles factory exploded inside a Gorilla Glue

THC 22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Zkittlez Glue

Imagine if Willy Wonka got paranoid and bred weed with a bot

THC 20%

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🟢 Couch-Lock Candy Indica

Zkittlez Glue

Imagine if Willy Wonka bred weed with a tube of Gorilla Glue

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa

Zkittlez Gum Bomb

Bomb Seeds basically weaponized your childhood candy aisle a

THC 18%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Candy

Zkittlez Kush

Imagine if a bag of Skittles got body-slammed by a sumo wres

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Zkittlez Lights

Imagine your childhood candy jar got possessed by a 90’s Nor

THC 17-23%

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🔮 Indica (with a Freshman-year Sativa crush)

Zkittlez Mints

Imagine Skittles got drunk, hooked up with a tube of toothpa

THC 20-28%

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🍬🍃 Dessert-Hybrid

Zkittlez Mintz

If Willy Wonka and a tube of toothpaste had a lovechild, it’

THC 20-21%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Zkittlez OG Auto

Barney’s Farm basically genetically engineered the cannabis

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Auto-flowering Hybrid

Zkittlez OG Auto

Imagine if a bag of Skittles learned jiu-jitsu and decided t

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Zkittlez Pie

Zkittlez Pie is what happens when a candy aisle and a bakery

THC 20-24%

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🟣 Chill-Over-Chill Indica

Zkittlez Pie CBD

Imagine the original rainbow candy hypebeast took a vow of s

THC 3-8%

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🍭 Hybrid

Zkittlez Punch

Zkittlez Punch is what happens when a candy aisle gets high

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Zkittlez Punch OG

South Bay Genetics basically stuffed a bag of Skittles into

THC 20%

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🌈 Balanced Hybrid

Zkittlez S1

Turn It Up Genetics took the already-ridiculous Zkittlez and

THC 18%

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🌈 Boutique Candy Hybrid

Zkittlez Wonderland

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid and bred weed instead of ch

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Candy

Zkittlez x Acai Mints

Imagine if a gas-station candy aisle and a Listerine factory

THC 21%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Candy

Zkittlez x Badazz OG

Philosopher Seeds basically took your childhood candy stash

THC 22%

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🍭 Boutique Hybrid

Zkittlez X Candy Rain By Ukhta

Imagine if a Skittles factory exploded inside a gelato shop—

THC 23%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy Indica

Zkittlez X Lemon Party

CSI Humboldt basically weaponized your childhood candy stash

THC 18%

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🔮 Pure Couch Glue Indica

Zkittlez X Mendo Purps

Meet the strain that convinced Willy Wonka to switch careers

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Zkittlez x Somango

Philosopher Seeds spent 150+ breeding attempts to give you a

THC 15-25%

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💤 Couch-Lock Classic

Zkittly Zi Zi

Zkittly Zi Zi sounds like a rejected Teletubby but hits like

THC 22%

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🐈‍⬛ 50/50 Hybrid

Zkitty

Zkitty is what happens when breeders lock themselves in a la

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Zkittzo

Zkittzo is what happens when breeders play mad scientist wit

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Zkittzy Gorilla

Zkittzy Gorilla is what happens when breeders aim for 'coma

THC 22-28%

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🟣 Dessert Indica That Won’t Fold Your Laundry

Zkitzo by Mean Beanz

Zkitzo is Mean Beanz’ Willy-Wonka-meets-Indica flex: smells

THC 15-25%

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🌞 Sativa (with commitment issues)

Zkitzo V2 by Mean Beanz

Mean Beanz took the rainbow and gave it a software update. Z

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Zkitzz

Zkitzz is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket you ca

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

Zkitzz Auto

Zkitzz Auto is the auto-flowering lovechild of Ruderalis and

THC 18-22%

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🏢 Couch-Lock Skyscraper

Zkyscraperz by Nyceeds

Zkyscraperz is the skyscraper of indicas: impressive height

THC 25%

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🍋 Sativa

Zlimoncello

Zlimoncello is what happens when Islandseedsbank decides you

THC 18-22%

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🟢 Sativa

Zlurpi

Zlurpi is what happens when mad scientists get bored and dec

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Dessert-Disguised Indica

Zlush Runtz

Imagine your childhood Slurpee machine got tipsy on Runtz, t

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Zlushiez by Raw Genetics

Imagine Sour Patch Kids made out of rocket fuel—that's Zlush

THC 18-23%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified

Zmac by Los Chicos

Zmac is the strain that asks "what if a weighted blanket cou

THC 18%

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⬛ Pure Indica (a.k.a. Couch Lock Simulator)

ZMO by Terp Hogz

ZMO is what happens when lab coats meet lazy Sundays—an 18%

THC 18%

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🍹 Balanced Hybrid

Zmoothie

Imagine Jamba Juice got drunk, hooked up with your favorite

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Zmoothiez Zignature

Zmoothiez Zignature is the strain equivalent of a weighted b

THC 20%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split-Personality Hybrid

Zmotorz

Meet Zmotorz, the strain that took Realpotency 87% grower sa

THC 22-28%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Zmäkdaun

SeedStockers spent half a decade breeding the perfect excuse

THC 18-22%

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🍪 Dessert-Fueled Hybrid

Znickerdoodle

Imagine snickerdoodle cookies had a one-night stand with a b

THC 24%