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⚖️ Downriver Balanced Hybrid

Best Hybrids Ecorse Mi

The unofficial mascot of Michigan’s Downriver corridor—like

THC 18-24%
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🎭 Downriver's Drama-Free Hybrid Buffet

Best Hybrids Lincoln Park MI

Think of this as the "greatest-hits greatest-hits" album: ev

THC 26%
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🟣 Hybrid Buffet

Best Hybrids Riverview MI

The Downriver greatest-hits compilation you didn’t know you

THC 20-27%
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⚫ Pure Indica Power-Nap

Best Indicas Ecorse Mi

Straight outta Downriver, this indica is what happens when M

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Best Indicas Inkster Mi

Welcome to the Mitten State's official "I can't feel my legs

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica Hall-of-Famer

Best Indicas Of All Time

The Avengers-style team-up of every couch-lock legend your o

THC 16-22%
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🟣 Couch-Locking Indica

Best Mango

Imagine a mango smoothie that punches you in the face with r

THC 18%
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🟣 Grease-Trap Indica

Best NY Burger

Bear Grows Genetics basically took the 2 a.m. corner-store b

THC 18%
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⚡ Michigan Energy Drink Hybrid

Best Sativas Ecorse Mi

Meet the strain that convinced Ecorse, MI to replace coffee

THC 18-24%
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🔥 Pure Michigan Sativa

Best Sativas Riverview Mi

Riverview, MI—where Downriver meets downtown and the sativas

THC 24%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Commander

Best Shit Ever

Best Shit Ever is the strain equivalent of showing up to a p

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Best Shit Ever

Roots 6.4 Gardens basically dared you to try naming a strain

THC 18-25%
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🌈 Terpene Grenade Hybrid

Best Smelling Weeds

This strain doesn’t whisper—it screams. One whiff and you’ll

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ Chill-Engineered Hybrid

Best Weeds For Anxiety

Meet the strain that’s basically a weighted blanket you can

THC 24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Bestial Skunk

Meet Bestial Skunk—Elite Seeds' love letter to everyone who

THC 18-24%
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🧘 Calm-Before-The-Storm Hybrid

Bests For Anxiety

Meet the strain that’s basically a weighted blanket in plant

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Chef's Choice

Bests For Edibles

Meet the strain that answers the age-old question: "What if

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa

Betsy

Betsy is the strain equivalent of a double espresso with a s

THC 20%
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🟣 Berry-Washed Indica

Better Berry

Imagine Blueberry went to grad school, got a sugar addiction

THC 24%
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⚖️ Even-Steven Hybrid

Better Made Cookies

Imagine if Famous Amos and Snoop Dogg had a baby—Better Made

THC 18%
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🥓 60% Sativa / 40% Indica

Better Than Bacon

A strain so cocky it literally named itself Better Than Baco

THC 18%
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🧀 Balanced Hybrid

Better Than Cheddar

Matchmaker Genetics finally answered the age-old question: "

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Better Than Dessert

Imagine if a sugar cookie and a yoga instructor had a baby—t

THC 18%
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🌙 Couch-Lock Commanding Indica

Better Than Moonshine

Matchmaker Genetics took the name literally and brewed an in

THC 15-25%
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🤝 Hybrid

Better Than Petro

Matchmaker Genetics basically looked at OG Glue and said, “H

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (Because Commitment Issues)

Better Than Your Angel

South Bay Genetics' ego trip in nug form. This 50/50 hybrid

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Better Times By The Vimana Collective

Finally, a strain that promises Better Times and actually de

THC 18%
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🔶 Vintage Tease Hybrid

Bettie Page

The Bettie Page strain is like slipping into a satin robe an

THC 15-25%
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⚪ Hybrid

Bettie White

Bettie White is the cannabis equivalent of your favorite sau

THC 18-24%
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🥱 Micro-Dose Hybrid

Betty Boo

The strain equivalent of a participation trophy—Betty Boo cl

THC 5%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Betty White

Named after the queen of staying golden, Betty White by Kill

THC 15%
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⚪ Indica (The Golden Girl of Couchlock)

Betty White

Named after the only octogenarian we'd trust with a joint, B

THC 15%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Betty White

Named after America's sassiest centenarian, Betty White is t

THC 15%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Betty's Berry

Meet Betty's Berry—Hemp of Champ's attempt at making a strai

THC 14%
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🟢 Pure-Grade Sativa

Bewilderbeast By Annunaki Genetics

Meet Bewilderbeast, the strain that turns your brain into a

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa (with delusions of grandeur)

Beyond Dreams

Imagine if your coffee got possessed by a motivational speak

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Hybrid (55/45)

Beyond Purple

Imagine if Grimace from McDonald's had a baby with a lavende

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

BFG

BFG stands for 'Big Friendly Giant,' but the only thing gian

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Sweet-Fuel Hybrid

BG Diesel

Imagine Sour Diesel and Bubblegum had a baby, then enrolled

THC 26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Bg Skunk

Meet Bg Skunk, the cannabis equivalent of that one uncle who

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Bh?

Meet Bh?, the strain whose name sounds like a confused ghost

THC 20-23%
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⚖️ Schrödinger's Hybrid

Bhangawa

Meet Bhangawa, the strain that ghosted its own parents. Sato

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Purebred Sativa

Bhushana

Named like a yoga retreat but hits like a triple espresso wi

THC 15-25%
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🏔️ Himalayan Sativa Power-Up

Bhutan Mostly Sativa

This is what happens when Sherpas breed weed instead of guid

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Creed

Bhutan Pine

Bhutan Pine is the strain that whispers 'meditation retreat'

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Himalayan Rocket Fuel

Bhutan Sativa

This is what happens when monks and mad scientists collabora

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Pure Himalayan Sativa

Bhutanese

Grown so close to the heavens that your Wi-Fi drops, Bhutane

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Himalayan Sativa

Bhutanese Thimphu

Straight outta Bhutan like a Yeti on Red Bull—this 20% THC s

THC 20%

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