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🔵 Pure Couch Glue

Blue Mist

Blue Mist is the strain that looks like a Smurf crime scene

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Blue Mistic

Blue Mistic is what happens when breeders ask, “What if a bl

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Blue Moby

Blue Moby is what happens when breeders try to make a strain

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Balanced 40/40/20 Hybrid Autoflower

Blue Moby Autoflower

Blue Moby Autoflower is SeedStockers’ answer to the eternal

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Decision

Blue Mojito

Meet Blue Mojito—the strain that convinced your brain it's o

THC 18-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commander

Blue Monkey

Blue Monkey is Apex Seeds' love letter to anyone whose weeke

THC 18-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commanding Officer

Blue Monkey

Blue Monkey is what happens when breeders decide to weaponiz

THC 18%
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🔵 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Blue Monkey

Blue Monkey is what happens when breeders Frankenstein Goril

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Lite

Blue Monkey CBD

Blue Monkey CBD is Amsterdam Genetics’ polite way of saying

THC 15%
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🔵 Sativa

Blue Monsoon

Blue Monsoon is the strain equivalent of drinking three mimo

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

Blue Monster

Blue Monster is the indica equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa

Blue Monster

Blue Monster is the strain that tricked Europe into thinking

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Hybrid Autoflower

Blue Monster Automatic

Zamnesia’s Blue Monster Automatic is the lazy grower’s dream

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

Blue Monster by Goldenseed

Blue Monster is the strain your dealer swears is "straight f

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Blue Monster Cookies

Imagine Cookie Monster got a PhD in botany and crossbred his

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

Blue Monster Holk

Blue Monster Holk is the strain that asks 'Are you gonna mov

THC 18%
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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

Blue Moon

Blue Moon is the strain equivalent of that one friend who’s

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

Blue Moon

Blue Moon is that friend who shows up once in a blue moon an

THC 18%
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🔵 Indica

Blue Moon

Blue Moon is the strain equivalent of a lullaby sung by Barr

THC 18-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Blue Moon by Just A Handful

Blue Moon is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who show

THC 18%
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🔵 Sativa (Yes, Really)

Blue Moon Rocks

B.O.G. Seeds named this strain after the moon because after

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica (Training-Wheels Edition)

Blue Moon Rocks CBD

Imagine Blue Moon Rocks went to therapy, got in touch with i

THC 6-10%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commanding Indica

Blue Moonrocks

Blue Moonrocks is what happens when Blackberry Kush and Blue

THC 20-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Blue Moonshine

Dutch Passion’s vintage sleeper agent that turns your evenin

THC 18%
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🔵 Classic Couch-Lock Indica

Blue Moonshine

Blue Moonshine is the strain that proves "moonshine" isn't j

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Blue Moonshine

Blue Moonshine is the cannabis equivalent of eating a bluebe

THC 18-23%
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🔵 Pure Indica

Blue Moonshine by DJ Short

The strain that looks like a smurf crime scene and smells li

THC 25%
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🔵 Hybrid

Blue Mosa

Blue Mosa is the bougie love-child of Blue Dream and Mimosa

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Ultra-Light Island Indica

Blue Mountain

Meet the Bob Marley of weed: legendary, chill, and way weake

THC 5%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Blue Mountain by Koala Seeds

Meet Blue Mountain—the strain that sounds like a coffee blen

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Blue Mountain Durban

This South African speed demon is what happens when Durban P

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Blue Mountain Koffee

Blue Mountain Koffee is what happens when a barista and a bo

THC 20%
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🔵 Pure Indica

Blue Mystic

Blue Mystic is the strain equivalent of that friend who show

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified

Blue Mystic

Meet the strain that convinced your cousin to rewatch all th

THC 20%
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🔮 Auto-Flowering Couch Magnet

Blue Mystic Automatic

Blue Mystic Automatic is what happens when Nirvana Seeds ask

THC 18%
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🔵 CBD-Dominant Hybrid

Blue Mystic CBD

The strain for people who want to feel something but still r

THC 7%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Blue Nana by Robin Hood Seeds

Blue Nana is what happens when Robin Hood stops stealing fro

THC 17%
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🔵 Mysterious Indica

Blue Nebula

Blue Nebula is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who sw

THC 18%
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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

Blue Nectar

Blue Nectar is what happens when 707 Seed Bank decides your

THC 17-19%
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🔵 Chill Himalayan Couch-Lock

Blue Nepalese CBD

Meet the strain that traded its climbing permit for a yoga m

THC 10-18%
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🍬 Balanced Candy-Hybrid

Blue Nerds

Blue Nerds is the strain that convinced your dentist to open

THC 20-28%
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🔵 Hybrid That Dresses Like Dessert

Blue Nerds

Blue Nerds is the strain that convinced your dentist weed ta

THC 20-26%
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🔵 Pure Sativa

Blue Neville's Chem

Meet Blue Neville's Chem—the strain that sounds like a Break

THC 18%
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🔵 Indica

Blue Newgoo

Blue Newgoo is what happens when breeders binge-watch Blue's

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Blue Nina

Blue Nina is what happens when Colorado's mad scientists dec

THC 23-25%
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🔵 Indica (The Couch-Lock Special)

Blue Ninja

Blue Ninja is the strain that sneaks up on you like a politi

THC 18-25%
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🔵 Pure Indica

Blue Ninja #2

Blue Ninja #2 is the strain that sneaks up on you like a pol

THC 18%
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🔵 Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

Blue Nitro Haze

Blue Nitro Haze is what happens when Dutch breeders decide y

THC 18-22%

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