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🔵 Couch-Lock Berry Bomb

Blueberry By Sumo Seeds

This isn’t your supermarket blueberry—it's the reason your s

THC 18-24%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Blueberry by Trikoma Seeds

This isn’t your grocery-store berry—it’s the cannabis equiva

THC 15%

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🔵 Sativa-Dominant Berry Bomb

Blueberry By UKSeedCo

Imagine a blueberry muffin that just insulted your mother—th

THC 18-25%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Berry Bomb

Blueberry by Zambeza

Zambeza's Blueberry is the strain equivalent of eating an en

THC 18-24%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Blueberry by Zamnesia

Think grandma’s blueberry cobbler got possessed by a sleep d

THC 24%

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🟣 Indica

Blueberry Cake

Blueberry Cake is what happens when your favorite blueberry

THC 15-25%

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🟣 50-50 Hybrid

Blueberry Cake Donutz

Imagine stuffing a blueberry muffin into a bong and somehow

THC 23%

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🔵 Dessert-Disguised Indica

Blueberry Cake Fernway

Imagine if Betty Crocker hot-boxed her kitchen and then pass

THC 18-26%

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🎂 Berry-Cake Hybrid

Blueberry Caker

Imagine if Blueberry Muffin and Wedding Cake had a one-night

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Indica

Blueberry Cane

Holy Smoke Seeds basically bottled a blueberry Pop-Tart and

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Decision Hybrid

Blueberry Canyon

Blueberry Canyon is what happens when breeders ask, "What if

THC 25%

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🔵 CBD-Heavy Chill-Out

Blueberry CBD

Remember the early-2000s when Blueberry got you stupid-stone

THC 10%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Dessert

Blueberry Cereal

Imagine pouring a bowl of artificially-flavored berry loops,

THC 18-26%

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🫐 Hybrid That Smells Like Dessert & Dissolved a Breath Mint in Gasoline

Blueberry Certz

Meet Blueberry Certz: the strain that convinced your grandma

THC 22-29%

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🫐 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Blueberry Charm

Blueberry Charm is what happens when Blueberry and Lucky Cha

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica

Blueberry Cheese

Imagine if a blueberry muffin and a wheel of Limburger had a

THC 18%

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🫐 Stinky Indica Couch-Lock

Blueberry Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of Limburger went on a Tinder date with a

THC 20%

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🔵 Autoflowering Indica

Blueberry Cheese Automatic

Imagine if blueberry pie and gym socks had a rebellious teen

THC 15%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Croissant

Blueberry Cheese Danish

Imagine if your favorite coffee shop pastry got baked itself

THC 18-22%

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🍰 Balanced Hybrid

Blueberry Cheesecake

Imagine if your grandma’s cheesecake got a PhD in chemistry

THC 20-24%

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🔵 Indica

Blueberry Cheesecake

Dawg Star basically took your grandma’s blueberry pie, injec

THC 18%

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🍰 Balanced Hybrid

Blueberry Cheesecake

Imagine if Marie Callender got high and decided to breed wee

THC 18-24%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Confection

Blueberry Cheesecake

Imagine grandma’s blueberry pie got drunk at a frat party, h

THC 18%

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🔵 Dessert-Disguised Daytime Indica

Blueberry Cheesecake

Imagine if your grandma’s cheesecake and a blueberry muffin

THC 16%

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🟣 Ruderalis-Enhanced Dessert Hybrid

Blueberry Cheesecake Auto

The only cheesecake that won't wreck your summer body—becaus

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Cake

Blueberry Cheesecake Fast

Imagine if Blueberry muffins and New York cheesecake had a b

THC 20-27%

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🔵 Hybrid w/ Split Personality Disorder

Blueberry Chem

Smells like your car after you spilled blueberry pie filling

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Blueberry Chem Temple

Blueberry Chem Temple is what happens when a blueberry pie,

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Blueberry Cherries

Cookie Fam’s Blueberry Cherries looks like a Lisa Frank trap

THC 18%

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🔵🔴 Fruit-Flavored Couch Magnet

Blueberry Cherry

Imagine a blueberry muffin and a cherry Slurpee had a baby,

THC 26%

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🔵 Frosted-Over Indica

Blueberry Chrome

Blueberry Chrome is the strain equivalent of a chrome-wrappe

THC 24%

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🟣 Couch-Locking Indica

Blueberry Clementine

Blueberry Clementine is what happens when a fruit salad deci

THC 18-24%

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🍓🍊 Fruit Salad Hybrid

Blueberry Clementine

Imagine if a blueberry muffin and a glass of orange juice go

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Indica

Blueberry Cobbler

Imagine if Blueberry Muffin and Couchlock had a baby raised

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Blueberry Cookies

Imagine if Keebler elves got baked and decided to cross a bl

THC 18%

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🔵 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'balanced' until you eat the whole jar)

Blueberry Cookies

Imagine your grandma's blueberry muffins got drunk at a frat

THC 18%

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🔵🍪 Dessert Hybrid

Blueberry Cookies

Imagine smoking a warm blueberry muffin that also gets you b

THC 18%

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🔵 Sativa-Dominant

Blueberry Cookies

Blueberry Cookies is the strain equivalent of eating a blueb

THC 15-20%

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🟪 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Blueberry Cookies Auto

Imagine if a blueberry muffin and a sugar cookie got cross-f

THC 18-24%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Blueberry Cookies Auto

Imagine if a blueberry muffin got drunk at a bakery and deci

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Cookies

Blueberry Cookiez

Imagine grandma's blueberry muffins got freaky with a bottle

THC 18%

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🔵 Blueberry-Flavored Hybrid

Blueberry Cough

Imagine if Willy Wonka bred weed instead of candy—Blueberry

THC 18%

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🫐 Berry-Bomb Hybrid

Blueberry Cough

Imagine if a blueberry muffin and a sarcastic yoga instructo

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Sativa

Blueberry Crack

Blueberry Crack is what happens when Riot Seeds decided brea

THC 18-25%

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🔵 Sativa (a.k.a. Legalized Jet Fuel)

Blueberry Crack

Imagine if your grandma’s blueberry pie got a Red Bull enema

THC 18-26%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Custard

Blueberry Cream

AK Bean Brains basically turned a blueberry muffin into a se

THC 20%

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🍇 Sativa-Dominant Pick-Me-Up

Blueberry Cream Soda

Remember when you were 12 and thought mixing blue raspberry

THC 18-25%

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🫐 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Blueberry Crisp

Blueberry Crisp is the strain that convinced stoners dessert

THC 15-25%