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🍓 Sativa with Identity Issues

Burn Berry

Burn Berry is what happens when breeders try to make a sativ

THC 18-22%
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🟤 55/45 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Burn Down Babylon

Burn Down Babylon is what happens when Gnostic Seeds decides

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Burn Notice

Burn Notice is the strain equivalent of a spy thriller—start

THC 18%
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☀️ Sativa with Commitment Issues

Burn Out

Fresh Coast Seed Company’s Burn Out is the strain equivalent

THC 20-25%
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🍋 Hybrid (55% Indica / 45% Sativa)

Burned Lemons

Imagine someone left a lemon tart in the oven too long, got

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Burnie Mac

Burnie Mac is what happens when Capulator lets a MAC strain

THC 20-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Burnie Mac

Burnie Mac is the strain that proves dispensary menus can’t

THC 21-27%
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🌅 Sativa

Burnin' Love

Burnin' Love is what happens when breeders decide your brain

THC 18-24%
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🔥 Pure Sativa

Burning Bush

This isn't the burning bush Moses saw—this one actually talk

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Burning Bush

Imagine if Tangie and a Red Bull had a baby, then dressed it

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Burning Desire

Gage Green's Burning Desire is the only fire you legally wan

THC 24%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Burning Kush Auto

Think OG Kush got impatient, married a speed-dating ruderali

THC 18%
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⚖️ Even-Split Hybrid

Burning Man

The only thing you’ll actually remember from Burning Man. Th

THC 28%
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🔥 Hybrid

Burning Spear

Burning Spear is the strain equivalent of that friend who sh

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Chaos

Burning Spear

Named after reggae royalty but hits more like a Red Bull IV

THC 22%
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🔘 Certified Couch Glue

Burnout Cookies

Burnout Cookies is what happens when a pastry chef and a nap

THC 19-22%
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⚡ Hybrid

Burnout Diesel

Burnout Diesel is what happens when Girl Scout Cookies and S

THC 25%
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☀️ Sativa (a.k.a. Productivity’s Overrated)

Burnout Haze

Burnout Haze is what happens when Rinse's Reserve tells clas

THC 15-25%
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⬛ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Burnout Killerz

Burnout Killerz sounds like a nu-metal band but hits more li

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Burnout Skunk

Burnout Skunk is the strain equivalent of finding your dad's

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Burnout Stinkerz

Strayfox Gardenz basically weaponized body-melt with Burnout

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Narcolepsy

Burnt Cookie

Imagine the flavor of scraping the black stuff off a tray of

THC 22%
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🔥 Hybrid (Cookies, But Make It Charred)

Burnt Cookies

Imagine your favorite dessert after a kitchen fire—Burnt Coo

THC 15-25%
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🔶 Couch-Lock Citrus

Burnt Orange

Imagine if Tang and a velvet couch had a baby, then dipped i

THC 18%
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🍊 Sativa

Burnt Orange

Imagine Tangie and Orange Cookies had a baby, then left it i

THC 20%
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🍊 Hybrid (Cookie-Citrus Chaos)

Burnt Orange Cookies

Imagine if a Toll House cookie and a Florida orange had a ba

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid-ish

Burnt Orange Cresco

Cresco’s Burnt Orange is the strain equivalent of that one f

THC 19-27%
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🔥 Balanced Hybrid

Burnt Panties

The strain that answers the eternal question: "What if my un

THC 15-20%
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🔥 Sativa (But Actually 55/45 So Calm Down)

Burnt Punch

Imagine spilling hot caramel on a spice rack and deciding "y

THC 18-24%
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🍪 Indica

Burnt Sugar Cookies

Imagine if your grandma's cookies got left in the oven for t

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality Hybrid

Burnt Toast

Imagine if your kitchen's smoke alarm got you high instead o

THC 15-22%
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⚫ Knock-Out Indica

Burnt Toast

Burnt Toast is the strain for anyone who's ever blackened br

THC 22-25%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Confection

Burnt Toast #4

Imagine if your breakfast got possessed by a diesel demon an

THC 24-28%
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🍇🍋 50/50 Hybrid

Bursting Blueberry Lemonade

Imagine Willy Wonka got thirsty and crossbred a blueberry mu

THC 17-23%
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🔮 Boutique Indica

Burtz

Burtz is the strain that sounds like your cousin trying to s

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Decision Hybrid

Buruandi

Buruandi is that friend who shows up to game night with a ch

THC 18-22%
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🍋 Sativa

Burunda

Meet Burunda, Sakan Seeds' "let's make your Monday feel like

THC 18%
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🍬 Hybrid (a.k.a. ‘Who TF Knows’)

Burzt

Burzt is the strain equivalent of a hype-beast drop—looks li

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Buscalan Kalinga

The Landrace Team basically time-traveled to the Cordillera

THC 20%
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🟢 Low-Octane Sativa

Bush Bud by Vancouver Island Seed Company

Meet Bush Bud—the Canadian outdoorsman of weed. It’s got the

THC 10-15%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Bush Kush

Bush Kush is South Bay Genetics' love letter to the 90s, bac

THC 20-25%
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🔥 Indica Nap-Time Missile

Bushfire OG

Bushfire OG is the strain equivalent of canceling your entir

THC 20-27%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Express

BushFire OG

BushFire OG is the strain that turns your living room into a

THC 25%
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⚔️ Honor-Bound Indica

Bushido

Bushido by Omuerta Genetix is what happens when breeders wat

THC 18-24%
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⚔️ OG Indica Discipline

Bushido OG

Bushido OG is the strain that makes you trade your katana fo

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Bushman Kush

Bushman Kush is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Bushmans

Bushmans is what happens when breeders trap a lightning bolt

THC 18-25%
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🟢 Purebred Zoom-Zoom Sativa

Bushmans

Bushmans is the strain equivalent of drinking three espresso

THC 18-24%

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