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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Deep Chunk Select

Named like a rejected Netflix series, Deep Chunk Select is t

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality Hybrid

Deep Chunk x Malawi Gold

Imagine if a couch-locking grandpa and a hyperactive exchang

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Deep Chunk x THE PUCK x Royal Kush

Pagoda Seeds crammed three resin legends into one squat litt

THC 20%
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⚫ Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Deep Chunk x X18

The Landrace Team basically time-traveled to the '70s, kidna

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Deep Dish

Deep Dish is the Switzerland of weed—so diplomatically balan

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Deep Durban

Meet Deep Durban, the strain that turns your legs into wet s

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Decision

Deep Ellum Blues

Deep Ellum Blues is the strain equivalent of a late-night ja

THC 18%
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🍯 Mystery Hybrid

Deep End Butter

Imagine a peanut butter cookie that rolled around in a diese

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Deep Fast

Deep Fast is the cannabis equivalent of a microwaved burrito

THC 18%
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🧊 Pacific NW Frost Machine

Deep Freeze

Deep Freeze is what happens when Pacific NW Roots raids Dutc

THC 22-24%
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🔵 Sativa-Dominant Daytripper

Deep Freeze Haze

Deep Freeze Haze is what happens when a European breeder ask

THC 18-24%
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🍦 Couch-Lock Sundae

Deep Fried Ice Cream

Imagine eating a funnel cake stuffed with vanilla soft-serve

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Supreme

Deep Fried Icecream

Imagine the county fair decided to hotbox your brain with a

THC 22-28%
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🥮 Hybrid That Ate Too Much

Deep Fried Kush Cake

Imagine funnel cake and OG Kush had a lovechild who dropped

THC 18-28%
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⚫ Indica (County-Fair Coma)

Deep Fried Oreoz

Imagine carnival cookies dunked in garlic diesel and rolled

THC 22-30%
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🍯 60/40 Calorie Bomb

Deep Fried Twinkiez

Imagine hot-boxing the funnel cake stand at 2 a.m.—that's De

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Deep Funk

Deep Funk is what happens when old-school breeding and new-s

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Deep Healer

Deep Healer is what happens when Olfactory Genetics decides

THC 18%
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🪐 60/40 Cosmic Hybrid

Deep Impact

Deep Impact is what happens when Annunaki Genetics decides t

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Deep In Paradise

Sincerely Cali’s Deep In Paradise is the cannabis equivalent

THC 20%
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🟢 Couch-Lock Commanding Indica

Deep Jungle

Deep Jungle is the botanical equivalent of a weighted blanke

THC 20%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Commander

Deep Kill

Deep Kill is Lucky 13’s apology letter to anyone who thought

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Afghan-leaning Indica Hybrid

Deep Line Alchemy

Deep Line Alchemy is basically what happens when breeders ge

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Deep Line Alchemy 11

Deep Line Alchemy 11 is Bodhi Seeds’ love letter to everyone

THC 18%
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🟢 Pretentious Sativa

Deep Line Alchemy 12

Meet the strain that peaked in 2012 and never shut up about

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Sorcery

Deep Line Alchemy 13

Bodhi Seeds’ Deep Line Alchemy 13 is the Gandalf of indicas:

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Deep Line Alchemy 14

Bodhi Seeds took classic indica genetics, gave them a spa da

THC 10-15%
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🔮 Hashplant Love-Child Hybrid

Deep Line Alchemy 15

DLA 15 is Bodhi Seeds’ way of saying “let’s get grandpa’s ha

THC 17-24%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Deep Line Alchemy 5

This Bodhi Seeds creation is what happens when breeders lock

THC 18%
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⚗️ Mystical Hybrid

Deep Line Alchemy 9

Bodhi Seeds took 15 years of breeding wizardry and crammed i

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Deep Mac

Bulletproof Genetics took the already-too-much MAC and said

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Deep Mandarin

Imagine a creamsicle that went to grad school—Deep Mandarin

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Deep North

Deep North is basically a weighted blanket in plant form—Gre

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Deep North

Deep North is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket ma

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Sativa (with commitment issues)

Deep Phaze

Deep Phaze is the strain for people who want to relax while

THC 18%
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🔮 Balanced Hybrid

Deep Phaze

Deep Phaze is the strain equivalent of that friend who swear

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Deep Pockets

Sin City Seeds basically bred the financial district of weed

THC 20%
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🎪 Sativa-Dominant Mind Melter

Deep Psychosis

Deep Psychosis sounds like a warning label because it basica

THC 20-26%
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🔮 Straight-Up Indica

Deep Purple

Deep Purple is what happens when Jordan of the Islands asks,

THC 18%
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🟣 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Deep Purple

Meet Deep Purple—the strain that looks like Barney the Dinos

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Royal Couchlock Indica

Deep Purple

SubCool’s Deep Purple is what happens when breeders ask, "Wh

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Deep Purple

Deep Purple is the strain equivalent of that one friend who

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica Auto-Flower

Deep Purple Haze Auto

This Sumo Seeds creation is basically Prince in plant form—p

THC 18%
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🍇 Hybrid (60% indica / 40% sativa)

Deep Purple Querkle

Imagine if Willy Wonka grew weed in your grandma’s fruit cel

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Deep Rain

Deep Rain is the strain equivalent of a lukewarm shower that

THC 18%
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🌊 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Deep River Haze

Hyp3rids basically time-traveled to 1978, kidnapped a classi

THC 20%
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🔴 Balanced Hybrid

Deep Rojo

Energenetics’ love child of indica couch-lock and sativa bra

THC 18-23%
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🌊 Deep-Dive Indica

Deep Sea Creature

Imagine if Poseidon personally bred a strain to sedate Aquam

THC 18-22%

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