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🤖 Auto-Sativa

Dessert Isle

Night Owl's Dessert Isle is the cannabis equivalent of a pop

THC 18%

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🔮 Pure Indica

Dessert Mints

Imagine your Girl Scout cookie dealer got abducted by a Chri

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cupcake

Dessert Runtz

Imagine your grandma's secret cookie recipe got crossed with

THC 25%

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🍰 Indica-Dominant Sugar Coma

Dessert Runtz

Dessert Runtz is what happens when Runtz eats too much birth

THC 25%

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🍰 Hybrid (Indica-Leaning Dessert Cart)

Desserts Of The Silk Road

Like if Marco Polo opened a bakery after discovering hash. T

THC 18-25%

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🍰 Hybrid

Desserts Weed

Imagine if Willy Wonka hot-boxed a dispensary—Desserts Weed

THC 20-29%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Desserxx

Desserxx is what happens when a seed company spends years pe

THC 20%

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💍 Hybrid

Destination Wedding

Destination Wedding is the strain that shows up uninvited to

THC 20%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Destiny Breath

Meet Destiny Breath, the 18% THC indica that literally decid

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Destiny by Hammerhead

Destiny is the strain equivalent of a philosophical stoner w

THC 18-22%

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🟤 Mountain-Man Hybrid

Destiny F1 x Appalachian Super Skunk

Imagine a skunk wearing flannel who just finished yoga and w

THC 18-25%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Destiny X Sowahh

The strain that proves breeders have been playing Sims with

THC 18-25%

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🟢 Sativa that skipped leg day

Destroyale by Reign

Destroyale is the sativa equivalent of mainlining espresso w

THC 15-25%

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🔥 Pure Sativa

Destroyer

Meet Destroyer—the strain that grows so tall it needs its ow

THC 20%

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⚡ Pure Sativa

Destroyer

Meet Destroyer—the sativa that turns your living room into a

THC 17-23%

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🌿 Couch-Lock in a Hurry (Auto-Flower Edition)

Destroyer Auto

Meet Destroyer Auto—the strain that grows faster than your e

THC 18%

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🌑 Couch-Lock Leviathan

Destroyer of Worlds

Destroyer of Worlds is the strain that asked, "What if we ma

THC 20%

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🕵️‍♂️ 60/40 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Detective Buttersworth

If Columbo and Willy Wonka had a lovechild that grew up to b

THC 21%

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💣 50/50 Hybrid

Detonator

Detonator by SupraGenetics is the strain equivalent of light

THC 18%

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🟣 Pure Indica (with Michigan attitude)

Detroit Blueberry

This isn't your bougie California berry—it's Motor City's fi

THC 15-25%

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⚙️ Motor City Hybrid

Detroit Breath

Detroit Breath is what happens when Motor City growers decid

THC 20%

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🍫 Couch-Locked in the Motor City

Detroit Bumpy Cake

Named after the 100-year-old Motor City dessert, this strain

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Hybrid

Detroit Cherries

Detroit Cherries is Tiki Madman’s love letter to the city th

THC 22-24%

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🔵 Couch-Locked Indica

Detroit Cookies

Detroit Cookies is what happens when the Motor City trades a

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Detroit Diesel

Named after the city that perfected the art of building tank

THC 18%

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⚙️ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Detroit Diesel

Think someone hot-boxed a Camaro with premium unleaded and t

THC 18-26%

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🔮 Indica (With a Side of Identity Crisis)

Detroit Gelato

Detroit Gelato is basically Gelato that traded its surfboard

THC 20-30%

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⚫ Indica (The Couch-Lock Express)

Detroit Hustle

Detroit Hustle is the only hustle where working hard means d

THC 18%

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🔴 Indica

Detroit Kush Cake

Born in Michigan’s cutthroat caregiver scene, Detroit Kush C

THC 20-27%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Detroit Metro Mintz

Detroit Metro Mintz is the automotive-grade breath freshener

THC 18%

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🔵 Pure Indica

Detroit Muscle

Detroit Muscle is what happens when an indica hits the gym a

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Detroit Purps

Detroit Purps is Motor City’s love letter to couchlock, pain

THC 18-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Detroit Purpz by Killa Treez

Detroit Purpz is what happens when a Motor City breeder tell

THC 18%

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🟣 Motor City Couch-Lock

Detroit Red

Detroit Red is the automotive-grade indica that’ll park you

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Motor City Couch-Lock Candy

Detroit Runtz

Detroit Runtz is what happens when California Runtz takes a

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Motor City Knockout

Detroit Runtz by Tiki Madman

What happens when Tiki Madman drops an indica that’s basical

THC 15-25%

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🟣 50/50 Hybrid

Detroit Runtz X Trop Runtz

Zephyr Seeds basically Frankensteined two Runtz together and

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Motor City Indica

Detroit Zkittlez

Detroit Zkittlez is what happens when Motown legacy growers

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Deuce N A Quarter

NBG Seed Co. spent five years breeding this 50/50 hybrid so

THC 22%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic Indica

Deuce'Ano Donmiano 6457

Named like a rejected Star Wars droid, Deuce'Ano Donmiano 64

THC 18%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Deus Herer

Deus Herer is Apex Seeds’ attempt to create the Swiss Army k

THC 18%

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🔮 Mystery Hybrid

Devi 11

Devi 11 is basically that hot person at the dispensary with

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Mysterious Clone-Only Indica

Devi 11 #1

Meet Devi 11 #1, the boutique indica that sounds like a secr

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Demon

Devil

Meet the Devil—Mr Nice's 30% THC nightmare fuel that turns a

THC 30%

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🔴 OG-leaning Indica

Devil

Meet the Devil—an indica that won’t drag you to hell, just t

THC 18-22%

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😈 Sativa-Dominant

Devil Breath

Meet the strain that was almost Leafly’s 2023 Strain of the

THC 15-25%

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🍬🔥 26% Hybrid

Devil Candy

Devil Candy is the strain equivalent of finding out the gumm

THC 26%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Cherry Bomb

Devil Cherries

Tiki Madman's Devil Cherries is the reason your group chat w

THC 39%