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⚫ Couch-Lock Cocoa

AK Choco Kush

Imagine Willy Wonka joined a Kush cartel—AK Choco Kush is th

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Chocolate Bar

AK Choco Kush

AK Choco Kush is Amsterdam Genetics’ attempt to turn a Hersh

THC 22%
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🔴 Pure Indica

AK Confidential

AK Confidential is what happens when a Soviet assault rifle

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica

AK Confidential

AK Confidential is Ultra Genetics' classified indica that tr

THC 22%
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⚖️ Hybrid

AK Cookies

AK Cookies is what happens when a Russian assault rifle and

THC 15-20%
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🤖 Autoflower Hybrid

AK Full Auto

AK Full Auto is Sumo Seeds’ attempt to cram the classic AK-4

THC 14-22%
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🤖 Hybrid Auto-Flower

AK Full Auto

AK Full Auto is what happens when breeders give AK-47 an esp

THC 15%
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⚫ Soviet-Strength Indica

AK Kush

AK Kush is Kalashnikov Seeds' love letter to couch-lock, bre

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Russian-Engineered Couch Lock

AK Kush

AK Kush is what happens when Russian breeders decide AK-47 w

THC 18-24%
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🔫 Russian Speed-Run Indica

AK Kush Express

AK Kush Express is Kalashnikov Seeds' answer to growers who

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

AK Kush Express

AK Kush Express is the cannabis equivalent of being tackled

THC 18-24%
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🚀 Cosmic Hybrid

AK Mir

AK Mir is what happens when Russian aerospace engineers get

THC 18-26%
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🌀 50/50 Cosmic Hybrid

AK Mir

AK Mir is what happens when Russian breeders decide the Cold

THC 15-25%
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⬛ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

AK OG Kush

AK OG Kush is Amsterdam Genetics' love letter to people who

THC 20%
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🟢 Autoflowering Hybrid

AK Passion

AK Passion is what happens when AK-47 gets knocked up by a R

THC 16%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Inclusive Hybrid

AK Passion

AK Passion is the Swiss Army knife of weed—part indica chill

THC 18%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

AK Rapid

AK Rapid is what happens when breeders get impatient and dec

THC 15%
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🚀 Speed-Run Hybrid

AK Rapid

AK Rapid is what happens when breeders get impatient and caf

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

AK Skunk

AK Skunk is what happens when Russian military vets trade Ka

THC 19-21%
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🟢 Couch-Lock Commando

AK Skunk

AK Skunk is what happens when Russian breeders weaponize cou

THC 18-22%
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🔫 Couch-Locked Commando

AK Skunk Auto

AK Skunk Auto is basically AK-47’s stoner cousin who joined

THC 18-23%
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⚪ Ruderalis-Inclusive Autoflower Hybrid

AK Snow

AK Snow is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner—fas

THC 15-25%
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❄️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Frankenstein

AK Snow

AK Snow is what happens when breeders can't decide between c

THC 18%
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🟣 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

AK Widow 47

Imagine if two of the 90s most paranoid strains had a baby a

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

AK Widow 47

AK Widow 47 is what happens when AK-47 and a mysterious wido

THC 20%
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⚡ Speed-Run Hybrid

AK XXL Auto

AK XXL Auto is basically the cannabis equivalent of a 30-min

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid on Steroids

AK XXL Auto

AK XXL Auto is what happens when breeders take a classic str

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Ak+

AK+ is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket that al

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

AK-020

The Dutch finally made an AK that won't shoot your motivatio

THC 17-23%
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⚡ Fast-Finishing Hybrid

AK-020 Autoflower

AK-020 Auto is Amsterdam Genetics’ microwavable version of a

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Powered Hybrid Rocket

AK-020 Autoflower

AK-020 Auto is Amsterdam Genetics’ mic-drop to every grower

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

AK-107

AK-107 is what happens when AK-47 does a study abroad progra

THC 15-25%
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🚀 Euro Sativa

AK-420

AK-420 is Zamnesia’s way of telling the original AK-47 to st

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Powered Hybrid

AK-420 Automatic

AK-420 Automatic is Zamnesia’s apology to impatient stoners

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Sativa

AK-420 Automatic

AK-420 Automatic is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave b

THC 22%
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🔫 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

AK-47

Named after a literal assault rifle but hits like a water ba

THC 15-20%
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🔫 Sativa Assassin

AK-47

AK-47 sounds like it belongs in a warzone, but this sativa i

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Speed-Hybrid

AK-47 Auto

AK-47 Auto is the strain for people who want the OG AK-47 ex

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

AK-47 Auto

Meet the ADHD cousin of the original AK-47: same bang, but f

THC 20%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

AK-47 Automatic

AK-47 Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito

THC 15-25%
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🔫 Hybrid with a Hair-Trigger

AK-47 Automatic

This isn’t your uncle’s Cold War AK—it’s the cannabis equiva

THC 18-25%
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🔫 Balanced Hybrid

AK-47 by Amaranta Seeds

AK-47 sounds like it’ll blow your face off, but this Dutch c

THC 15-25%
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🔫 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

AK-47 by Bulk Seeds

AK-47: the strain that sounds like it’ll blow your head off,

THC 18-20%
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🔫 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

AK-47 by Capricorn Seed Company

Named after an assault rifle but hits more like a gentle sho

THC 15-20%
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🔫 Balanced Hybrid (Not a Weapon)

AK-47 by Jaws Gear

AK-47 by Jaws Gear is the strain that proves guns don’t kill

THC 15-20%
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🔫 Balanced Hybrid

AK-47 by Linda Seeds

Named after the world’s most famous assault rifle, AK-47 ins

THC 20%
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🔫 Sativa-Leanin’ Hybrid

AK-47 by Nativa Seeds

Named like a Kalashnikov but way more chill, AK-47 is the st

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

AK-47 by Semyanich

Despite sounding like it was named by a 14-year-old Call of

THC 16-22%

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