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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Doc's OG

Doc's OG is the strain that writes you a prescription for 8

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Doc's OG

Doc's OG is the medical drama of indicas—white coat, stethos

THC 23%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Doc's OG x Purple Punch

Imagine grape candy got drunk on OG kush and decided to punc

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Doc's Sour Sugar

Imagine your dentist and your candy dealer had a baby—Doc's

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Legend

Dock's Pide

Dock's Pide is the strain that turns your living room into a

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Dockton Hoedown

Dockton Hoedown is what happens when a mad-scientist breeder

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Docs Choice

Docs Choice is the hybrid equivalent of a doctor's note that

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Docs Fuel

Docs Fuel is what happens when a mad scientist decides your

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa Overachiever

Docta Clean

Meet the strain that’s basically Adderall in plant form. Doc

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified

Doctor

Meet Doctor, the 5% THC indica that’s basically a medical ca

THC 5%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Doctor Diesel

Doctor Diesel is what happens when DutchFem asks, "What if a

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Doctor Diesel Automatic

A strain that smells like a gas station fucked a citrus grov

THC 20%+
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⚡ Sativa with a PhD in Productivity

Doctor Doctor

Doctor Doctor is the sativa that shows up with a clipboard a

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Without the Cosmic Comedy

Doctor Greenman Pure CBD

Meet the strain that gives you a medical degree in relaxatio

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Prescription

Doctor Hindu

Doctor Hindu is the strain that shows up in a white coat wit

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Indica (Despite What Marketing Claims)

Doctor Hindu Rio

Doctor Hindu Rio sounds like a rejected telenovela character

THC 20%
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⚖️ 55/45 Balanced Hybrid

Doctor Hindukki

Doctor Hindukki is what happens when a breeder with 15 years

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. Switzerland in a Bong)

Doctor Jamaica

Doctor Jamaica is Vision Seeds’ attempt to create the Bob Ma

THC 18%
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🥥 Caribbean Speed-Hybrid

Doctor Jamaica Auto

Vision Seeds crammed Jamaica into a seed, then turbo-charged

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified

Doctor Kush

Doctor Kush is the medical professional your brain didn’t kn

THC 18%
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🟢 Indica (with a PhD in chill)

Doctor Seedsman CBD 30:1

Meet the strain that went to medical school so you don’t hav

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Couch-Lock-Free Indica

Doctor Seedsman CBD 30:1 Auto

Meet the strain that’s basically the designated driver of ca

THC 20-30%
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🔶 Ruderalis-Sativa Hybrid

Doctor Shiva

Doctor Shiva sounds like it should hand out medical degrees,

THC 16%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Doctor's Choice #1

This strain is what happens when actual doctors skip golf on

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Doctor's Orders

Doctor's Orders is the strain your physician would prescribe

THC 23%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Dodgee Cherries

Dodgee Cherries is what happens when Propaganja Seeds decide

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Dodo Daze

Dodo Daze is what happens when Cannafari tries to resurrect

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Doeswallips

Doeswallips sounds like a sneeze but hits like a polite hand

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa (a.k.a. Chemdog wearing sunglasses)

Dog

The legendary Dog strain—short for Chemdog, a.k.a. the reaso

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Dog Breath

Dog Breath sounds like an insult, but this 18% THC hybrid fr

THC 18%
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🟢 Purebred Sativa

Dog Cage

Dog Cage is the sativa that makes you want to run laps aroun

THC 18%
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🐕 Balanced Hybrid

Dog Eat Dog

Dog Eat Dog is Higher Love’s power move—a 20% THC hybrid tha

THC 20%
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🐶 Balanced Hybrid

Dog Face

Dog Face is the strain equivalent of that one dog at the par

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Specialist

Dog Face

Dog Face is the strain that proves you don't need opposable

THC 22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Dog Fruit

Dog Fruit is what happens when a fruit orchard and a kennel

THC 20%
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🟢 Indica

Dog Mountain

Dog Mountain is the strain that laughs at your "I'll just ta

THC 18-24%
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🐕 Balanced Hybrid

Dog Paddle

Dog Paddle is what happens when Pacific NW Roots asks, "What

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Dog Patch

Dog Patch is the cannabis equivalent of a muscle car that so

THC 17-21%
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🟣 Indica-leaning CBD Hybrid

Dog Project

Dog Project is the strain for people who want an indica that

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Dog Regular

Dog Regular is the strain you smoke when you want to nap lik

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Dog Roller

Dog Roller is the strain that asks "You sure you wanna do th

THC 15-25%
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🍋💨 Mystery Sativa

Dog Shit

Yes, it’s really called Dog Shit, and yes, it smells exactly

THC 20-25%
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🟡 Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Dog Trap

Dog Trap is the strain that lures you in with pretty purple

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Dog Treats

Dog Treats is the strain that tricks you into believing you’

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Dog Walker

Dog Walker is the strain that smells like your neighbor's la

THC 18%
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⚡ Hybrid

Dog Walker

Dog Walker is the strain that makes you leash up the neighbo

THC 26%
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🐕 Couch-Locking Indica

Dog Walker OG

Named after the only activity you’ll manage post-toke, Dog W

THC 18-27%
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🔊 Sativa (with a side of existential dread)

Dog Whistle

Dog Whistle is what happens when breeders play god with cann

THC 18-22%

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