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🍓 Swiss Sativa

Erdbeer

Erdbeer is what happens when Swiss breeders decide Red Bull

THC 18%

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🍓 Swiss Strawberry Split

Erdbeer

Meet Erdbeer, the strain that tastes like Switzerland’s enti

THC 18%

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🍓 50/50 Hybrid (Swiss Miss Edition)

Erdbeer

Erdbeer is what happens when Swiss breeders decide your weed

THC 16%

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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Erdbeer #1 x Freezeland

Imagine taking a strawberry Pop-Tart and dipping it in liqui

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Erdbeer 2 X Freezeland

Smoke A Lot Seeds basically created the cannabis equivalent

THC 18-22%

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🔴 Sativa-leaning Swiss Bank Account

Erdbeer Mix

Erdbeer Mix is what happens when Swiss precision meets straw

THC 20%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Indica

Erdbeer x Deep Chunk

Imagine getting smacked in the face with a strawberry pie, t

THC 18-22%

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⚫ Indica (With Identity Issues)

Erdbeer x Purpurea

Imagine if Willy Wonka bred weed in the Alps—this purple nug

THC 18%

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⚖️ 55% Indica / 45% Sativa Hybrid

Erdbeer X Purpurea 09

Helvetic Seeds basically took a Swiss Army knife and turned

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa

Erdbeer x Sweet Pink Grapefruit

Imagine a strawberry and a grapefruit getting drunk at a mus

THC 18%

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🍓 Sativa Smackdown

Erdbeerli

Meet Erdbeerli, the Swiss-engineered sativa that smells like

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Swiss Indica That Punches Like a Chocolate-Making Alpsman

ErdbeerX

ErdbeerX is Helvetic Seeds’ love letter to anyone who’s ever

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Legend

Erdpurt

Erdpurt is what happens when Swiss breeders decide your plan

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Erdpurt

Meet Erdpurt, the indica that hits like a German tax audit:

THC 15-18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Erdpurt

Erdpurt is what happens when Swiss breeders decide your even

THC 18%

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🟪 Purple-Hazed Hybrid

Erdpurt X Panama

Imagine Panama Red got drunk, hooked up with a frost-proof h

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cupcake

Erebus Frosting

Trichome Bros basically bottled midnight munchies and named

THC 15-25%

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🇮🇱 Kosher Couch-Lock

Erez

Erez is basically Israel’s answer to "Netflix and actually c

THC 18-24%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Erez by Tikum Olam

Meet Erez: the strain that turns your living room into a mus

THC 22%

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🌅 Balanced Hybrid

Erie Sunset

Erie Sunset is what happens when breeders stare at Lake Erie

THC 20%

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⚖️ 55% Indica / 45% Sativa Hybrid

Erkle x Aloha WW

This strain is what happens when a grumpy purple couch potat

THC 21-26%

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🎭 Hybrid Heirloom Chaos

Erkleheadband X Mandala Purple 1

Imagine your grandma’s lavender sachet got drunk on purple d

THC 20%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. 'I Can't Even Decide')

Ermagerd

Named after the sound you make when the dispensary cashier t

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Hybrid (Backcrossed for Maximum Drama)

Ermagerd Bx

Ermagerd Bx is what happens when a breeder says "hold my bon

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Errl Candy

Imagine MAC 1 and Tropicana Cookies had a baby, rolled it in

THC 18%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Classic

Errl Delite

Riot Seeds’ Errl Delite is the strain equivalent of edible g

THC 18%

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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

ERROR! by Sweet Seeds

Sweet Seeds named this one ERROR! because they know your gro

THC 18-22%

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🟢 Sativa

ES

Meet ES, the sativa bred by "Unknown or Legendary"—translati

THC 18%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

ESB

ESB is the strain equivalent of that friend who swears they

THC 18%

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🧬 African-Canadian Lovechild

ESB - Nigerian Skunk to DJ Short's Original Blueberry

Imagine if a Lagos street hustler and a polite Canadian frui

THC 18-26%

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🟢 Straight Sativa

ESB by Fleur Du Mal

ESB is what happens when French boutique growers decide Red

THC 18%

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🟣 Pure Couch Glue

esbX

Meet esbX: the strain that makes Netflix autoplay feel like

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica

Escaped

Escaped is the strain that literally bolted from the grow ro

THC 10-15%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Escarcha V2

Escarcha V2 is Weird & Limited Genetics’ attempt to weaponiz

THC 15-25%

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🌀 Trippy Hybrid

Escher

Escher is what happens when a breeder stares at "Relativity"

THC 18%

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🔴 Straight-Up Indica

Escobar

Named after a man who definitely would've been in the weed g

THC 23%

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⚗️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-Hybrid

Ese T. Bilbo

Genehtik Seeds basically played genetic Jenga with 30% ruder

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Eskimo

Eskimo is Illusion Genetics’ attempt to bottle a ski-lift ho

THC 18-22%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Eskimo Cookies

Named after the only thing colder than your ex's heart, Eski

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Eskimo Kissez by The Bakery Genetics

Named after frostbite and affection, Eskimo Kissez is The Ba

THC 18-23%

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🔮 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Eskimo Pie

Eskimo Pie is Illuminati Seeds’ frosty love letter to anyone

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Eskimo Pie

Eskimo Pie is the strain for people who want to feel like th

THC 18-23%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Esmeralda

Esmeralda is the strain that proves you can have your cake,

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Princess

Esmeralda

Meet Esmeralda, the emerald-green diva who’ll tuck you in so

THC 18-22%

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🟢 Certified Sativa Rocket Fuel

Esmeraldaz By Black Tuna

Meet Esmeraldaz, the strain that looks like it was rolled in

THC 20-25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Divination Device

ESP

ESP by Indian Landrace Exchange is the strain that promises

THC 17-24%

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🟣 Indica (Despite What The Marketing Dept. Says)

Espadrilles by Inflorescences of Scotland

Imagine a strain that swipes right on sativa, ghosts it, the

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Especias

Barba Seeds basically weaponized grandma’s spice drawer—Espe

THC 18-24%