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🔥 Sativa

Fireball

Meet Fireball, the strain that looks like it rolled through

THC 18%
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🔴 Cinnamon Couch-Lock

Fireball

Imagine the cinnamon challenge, but instead of coughing on T

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Couch-Lock in a Jar

Fireballs

Fireballs is the strain that asks, “Remember that time you m

THC 20-25%
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🔥 Indica (but not the couch-lock kind)

Firebird Deep Creek

Imagine Tangie's cooler cousin OD'd on yoga and decided to c

THC 22%
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⚡ Citrus-Gas Hybrid

Firebird OG

Firebird OG is the strain that convinced a room full of jade

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Firebug

Firebug is SupraGenetics' attempt at creating the Swiss Army

THC 19%
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🔥 Indica

Firecloud Kush

Firecloud Kush sounds like a weather alert for your living r

THC 15-25%
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💥 Balanced Hybrid (Identity Crisis Edition)

Firecracker

Meet Firecracker, the strain that can’t decide if it’s OG fu

THC 18%
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🔥 Indica That Forgot It's Supposed to Chill

Firecracker by Motarebel

Firecracker is the strain equivalent of lighting a sparkler

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Firecracker Modern Flower

Named after the thing you light when you want loud noises an

THC 24%
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🔥 Hybrid (don’t ask which parent it favors—it ghosted both)

Firedawg

Firedawg is Virgin Seeds’ attempt at making the Swiss Army k

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Firefight

Firefight is Crazy Diamonds Seed Company's diplomatic lovech

THC 20-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Firefly

Firefly is what happens when a breeder asks, "What if espres

THC 18%
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🔥🧊 Couch-Lock in Disguise

Firefreeze

Firefreeze sounds like a rejected Mortal Kombat fatality, bu

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Sativa Slap

Firelock

Firelock is what happens when Love Genetics decides your to-

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Balanced Hybrid

Fireman

Fireman is the strain that started as an intern's side hustl

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Heavy Hybrid

Fireman Jack

Meet Fireman Jack, HBK Genetics' decade-long science project

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Cannon

Firestarter

Firestarter sounds like it should hype you up, but this 18%

THC 18%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Certified

Firestorm

Firestorm is the strain equivalent of canceling your plans,

THC 20-25%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Commandant

Firestorm

Five years of breeding, 100 grow trials, and untold lab coat

THC 20-28%
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🔥 Franken-Hybrid (50/50)

Firestorm x Bio Diesel x A5hbx x Flashpoint

Hammerhead crammed four powerhouse strains into one bud, cre

THC 20-28%
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🔥 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Firewalker OG

Firewalker OG is what happens when Fire OG and Skywalker OG

THC 20-27%
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🔥 Sativa (67% pure chaos)

FireWater

Meet FireWater—the strain that convinced a bunch of lab coat

THC 21%
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🪵 Pure Indica

Firewood

Firewood is what happens when Red Scare Seed Company decides

THC 18%
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⚖️ 48% Indica, 52% Sativa (AKA the Switzerland of weed)

First 48

Named after the crucial first two days of a murder investiga

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

First Blissful Fruit

Meet First Blissful Fruit, the strain that can't decide if i

THC 19-22%
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🟣 First-Class Couch Lock

First Class Funk

First Class Funk by Compound Genetics is the strain equivale

THC 26%
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🤢 Hybrid

First Class Funk

First Class Funk is the strain for people who think garlic b

THC 24-31%
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⚡️ Garlic-Fuel Hybrid

First Class Funk #2

First Class Funk #2 is the cannabis equivalent of eating gas

THC 20-30%
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🟣 CBD-Dominant Funk-Indica

First Class Funk CBD

It’s the cannabis equivalent of wearing a gas mask to a garl

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

First Dance

Think wedding cake crashed a garlic rave—First Dance is the

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Presidential Couch-Lock

First Lady

Anesia Seeds basically weaponized relaxation, slapped a clas

THC 38%
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🟣 70% Indica-Dominant Hybrid

First Lady

Meet First Lady: the 38% THC hybrid that turned a modest bre

THC 38%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Commander-in-Chief)

First Lady

First Lady is the Jackie O of indicas—elegant, photogenic, a

THC 38%
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🟣 Presidential Indica

First Lady by Pro Seed

First Lady isn’t here to shake hands and kiss babies; she’s

THC 38%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

First Light by DJ Short

First Light is the strain equivalent of your grandpa’s vinyl

THC 18%
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🟢 Indica (Yes, You Read That Right)

First Sativa By Earth Seeds

Meet the strain that flunked geography harder than your high

THC 18%
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🛫 First-Class Sativa

Firstclass

The strain equivalent of boarding Zone 1 with a monocle and

THC 18%
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✈️ Business-Class Hybrid

Firstclass F2

Firstclass F2 is Annibale Genetics' attempt at turning your

THC 21-25%
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🔵 50/50 Hybrid

Fish Bombimg

Fish Bombimg sounds like a rejected G.I. Joe villain, but it

THC 20-25%
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🐟 Hybrid That Smells Like Low Tide

Fish Food 30

Fish Food 30 is what happens when a breeder named "Unknown o

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (Yes, it’s balanced like your ex’s toxicity)

Fish Piss by Boston Bob

Fish Piss sounds like something you’d find in a frat-house t

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock in a Bag

Fish Scale

If Studio 54 grew weed, this would be it—Fish Scale is so sh

THC 20%
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🔮 Sparkly Couch Glue

Fish Scale

Fish Scale is what happens when Cookie Fam Genetics asks, "W

THC 20-27%
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⚡ Sativa

Fish Scale

Fish Scale is the rare bud that sparkles harder than your ex

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Designer Hybrid

Fish Scale

Fish Scale is what happens when Cookies and Compound Genetic

THC 22-27%
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⚖️ Fancy Hybrid

Fish Scale

Fish Scale is what happens when Gelatti and The Menthol have

THC 20%
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🟣 Premium Couch Magnet

Fish Scale Cookies

The strain that sounds like a trap-house bakery collab, Fish

THC 15-25%

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